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At Tokyo Tofu Tribune, we deliver hard-hitting satire, investigative nonsense, and fake breaking news designed to confuse and amuse. We take journalism very seriously despite reporting absolutely nothing real.

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Tokyo Metro revolutionizes commuting. In a shocking transit upgrade, escalators are replaced with trampolines for faster exits. Because who needs safety when you have bounce efficiency?
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Tokyo Metro Replaces Escalators with Trampolines for Faster Exits - Tokyo Tofu Tribune
Tokyo Metro revolutionizes commuting. In a shocking transit upgrade, escalators are replaced with trampolines for faster exits.
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January 26, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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New from Tokyo Tofu Tribune:
World leaders sign a climate pact using a fully biodegradable font. Symbolic sustainability has never decomposed this fast.

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World Leaders Sign Climate Pact Using Biodegradable Font - Tokyo Tofu Tribune
World leaders sign a climate pact using a fully biodegradable font, celebrating symbolic sustainability while avoiding real commitments.
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January 25, 2026 at 4:05 AM