Tom
@tomcatom.bsky.social
Healing through laughter. Actor writer comedian builder fixer
October 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Can you reschedule cannabis before you shut down? Kthxbai
September 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Can you reschedule cannabis before you shut down? Kthxbai
September 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I do not like these adaptations of the original at all.
August 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I do not like these adaptations of the original at all.
In sad news, cancer got diagnosed with Jerry Jones. Pray for cancer. #jerryjones #prayforcancer
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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones reveals cancer diagnosis and credits experimental drug
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones credits an experimental trial drug for successfully treating advanced melanoma as he disclosed his cancer diagnosis publicly for the first time.
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August 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In sad news, cancer got diagnosed with Jerry Jones. Pray for cancer. #jerryjones #prayforcancer
apnews.com/article/jerr...
apnews.com/article/jerr...
Department of Justice is dead. Now it’s just ICE
August 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Department of Justice is dead. Now it’s just ICE
Pretending it’s the end of days isn’t funny.
August 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Pretending it’s the end of days isn’t funny.
Not just one of the good ones, he’s
July 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not just one of the good ones, he’s
Tina Smith was in the hospital and couldn’t vote on recent cuts. If only there was a way to put Republicans in the hospital so they couldn’t vote to strip our rights.
July 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Tina Smith was in the hospital and couldn’t vote on recent cuts. If only there was a way to put Republicans in the hospital so they couldn’t vote to strip our rights.
I really thought hackers would do more. Boomer legislators definitely use defaults.
July 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I really thought hackers would do more. Boomer legislators definitely use defaults.
3% raise but you have to listen to 2 minutes of ads every 15 minutes.
June 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
3% raise but you have to listen to 2 minutes of ads every 15 minutes.
Can anyone recommend any food blogs or recipes for nom nom noming the rich? Feeling pretty hungry. #endstagecapitalism #bigbeautifulbill
May 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Can anyone recommend any food blogs or recipes for nom nom noming the rich? Feeling pretty hungry. #endstagecapitalism #bigbeautifulbill
“Hey Ant, great game; you’re a hell of a player. But have you ever won the Superbowl on cocaine?”
-Michael Irvin
#nbaplayoffs
-Michael Irvin
#nbaplayoffs
May 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“Hey Ant, great game; you’re a hell of a player. But have you ever won the Superbowl on cocaine?”
-Michael Irvin
#nbaplayoffs
-Michael Irvin
#nbaplayoffs
Badge is short for badgina.
May 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Badge is short for badgina.
May 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Luka’s eyes on the wrong prize. #nbaplayoffs #lukatdemcakes
April 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Luka’s eyes on the wrong prize. #nbaplayoffs #lukatdemcakes
April 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Coming to theaters in Red States soon. There’s no seasoning in this performance.
April 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Coming to theaters in Red States soon. There’s no seasoning in this performance.
Steve Urkel was up to no good after all.
April 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Steve Urkel was up to no good after all.
Collectively we’ve watched enough true crime to get away with it
April 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Collectively we’ve watched enough true crime to get away with it
the pope was a good guy that worked for the bad guys
April 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
the pope was a good guy that worked for the bad guys
@mohelaofficial.bsky.social my estimated wait time to talk to someone was 4 hours? I just want to know if my PSLF is on track for May.
April 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
@mohelaofficial.bsky.social my estimated wait time to talk to someone was 4 hours? I just want to know if my PSLF is on track for May.