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ashley.boy
@tomgirlypop.bsky.social
head of strategic research at neutron company

currently wanted for unlawful dumping of radioactive ashley waste
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insane boy with a rly rly rly good facade
Pinned
YOU LITTLE FUCKING BASTARD YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE THE MISSILE GUIDANCE SYSTEM!? IT KNOWS WHERE IT IS AT ALL TIMES, IT KNOWS THIS BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHERE IT ISNT, AND RIGHT NOW WHERE IT ISNT IS *NOT* DIRECTLY BEHIND *YOU*
robert. my eyes hurt
chat i have 3 hours of sleep and im cold
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
im taking your cuddle pile license , also im fining your tranny house. you have too many people in one place this is a fire safety hazard, the city sent me down here to warn you last week but you threw wrappers and glowsticks at me it was hurtful :(
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
chat i have 3 hours of sleep and im cold
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reposted by ashley.boy
the first round of character concept art has been completed by @nishbae.bsky.social!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
is it too soon to ask if she doesnt hate me chat?
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
hi chat i have 3 hours of sleep
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
my bluesky likes to break and show me an empty following feed and one of these days theyre gonna nuke the trannies and miss me in the first wave and ill be refreshing thinking nothings wrong
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
will my kidneys function in this state robert
help.. they turned me into a 45 dollar cardboard cutout for my crimes against the Bolivian government
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
help.. they turned me into a 45 dollar cardboard cutout for my crimes against the Bolivian government
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Reposted by ashley.boy
shes called princess toadstool because she left bowser as wide as a hallway
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
its nonexistent becuase id never have anything that tacky in my room because im not 12 anymore.
flying my nonexistent un ironed amazon basics trans flag upside down to show distress
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
flying my nonexistent un ironed amazon basics trans flag upside down to show distress
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
rigatoni pasta
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
if i made a cult of ashley would you help run it or would u be a member of the cult please assign yourselves in the comments
i got some Green sTuFf on my finger again.. im a little _sad_ about it
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
my nose and brow hurt from having been tensed since i woke up
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
i got some Green sTuFf on my finger again.. im a little _sad_ about it
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
robert i must find methods of disguising myself
what if i shaved my head
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
what if i shaved my head
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
i dont even LIKE mecha that much its just that the hound girls from the mechsplo community piss me off so much i have post about armored core as an outlet becuase im then thinking about better mech media
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
hey can i have 17000 dollars rq i have an idea
im going to cause a scandal so devasting to the south pacific economy an entirely new classification of crime will have to be written for my sentence
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
brb omw to rugpull ashleyCoin
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
im going to cause a scandal so devasting to the south pacific economy an entirely new classification of crime will have to be written for my sentence
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
i see you shuffling your feet and trying tohide your posts behind your back STOP IT
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
thats a lot of notifs... oh hi joel @goodposter.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
bowser is a chaser thats why he keeps kidnapping peach he saw her youtube asmr history and thought she would be into that irl
shes called princess toadstool because she left bowser as wide as a hallway
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM