Tom Lowman
@tomlowman.bsky.social
Described on X as a woke liberal twat. Don’t like to show off, but how good is that?
Arsenal, Barnet, birding, Wolf Alice
Arsenal, Barnet, birding, Wolf Alice
So, my TL from the states has a billionaire buying a major newspaper and essentially silencing it, and the presidents adviser saying that the ICE brown shirts will patrol voting stations in the mid terms
I reckon the US is at about 1934 atm.
It’s fucking scary.
I reckon the US is at about 1934 atm.
It’s fucking scary.
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
So, my TL from the states has a billionaire buying a major newspaper and essentially silencing it, and the presidents adviser saying that the ICE brown shirts will patrol voting stations in the mid terms
I reckon the US is at about 1934 atm.
It’s fucking scary.
I reckon the US is at about 1934 atm.
It’s fucking scary.
Actual David Brent stuff. Performative nonsense.
“Oooh. I’m hard. Look at me. I pushed 3 up defending a corner and nearly conceded. Ooh.”
Chelsea that.
“Oooh. I’m hard. Look at me. I pushed 3 up defending a corner and nearly conceded. Ooh.”
Chelsea that.
Screaming about the halfway line in the warmup at our players like it’s a battleground. 🤣🤡 Absolute weirdo!
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Actual David Brent stuff. Performative nonsense.
“Oooh. I’m hard. Look at me. I pushed 3 up defending a corner and nearly conceded. Ooh.”
Chelsea that.
“Oooh. I’m hard. Look at me. I pushed 3 up defending a corner and nearly conceded. Ooh.”
Chelsea that.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
This would be really relevant except that from the first one Hincapie should’ve scored.
Weird agenda building where Rosenier is being held up as the new football genius.
He copied Shay Given’s idea lads.
I think the jury is out.
This would be really relevant except that from the first one Hincapie should’ve scored.
Weird agenda building where Rosenier is being held up as the new football genius.
He copied Shay Given’s idea lads.
I think the jury is out.
Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea: Blues adopt Match of the Day tactic to stop set-play threat
Despite losing their Carabao Cup semi-final, Chelsea attempted a new way of stopping Arsenal set-pieces - just days after a similar suggestion on Match of the Day.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
This would be really relevant except that from the first one Hincapie should’ve scored.
Weird agenda building where Rosenier is being held up as the new football genius.
He copied Shay Given’s idea lads.
I think the jury is out.
This would be really relevant except that from the first one Hincapie should’ve scored.
Weird agenda building where Rosenier is being held up as the new football genius.
He copied Shay Given’s idea lads.
I think the jury is out.
But…but…Gary Neville said….
🤣
🤣
Fantastic masterplan by Liam Rosenior.
Parked the bus with a back five for an 60 minutes, unleashed all the attackers for the last 30, created absolutely fuck all…
Lost 1–0.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Parked the bus with a back five for an 60 minutes, unleashed all the attackers for the last 30, created absolutely fuck all…
Lost 1–0.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
But…but…Gary Neville said….
🤣
🤣
Chelsea masterclass innit?
lol.
lol.
My god Neville is tiresome.
Chelsea (a goal down) are doing well as they’ve kept it tight.
Arsenal (a goal up) aren’t doing well as they’re keeping it tight.
Aargh.
Chelsea (a goal down) are doing well as they’ve kept it tight.
Arsenal (a goal up) aren’t doing well as they’re keeping it tight.
Aargh.
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Chelsea masterclass innit?
lol.
lol.
How is that not a penalty? First challenge ok, but he then takes Martinelli out with a sweep.
Unbelievable decision.
Unbelievable decision.
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
How is that not a penalty? First challenge ok, but he then takes Martinelli out with a sweep.
Unbelievable decision.
Unbelievable decision.
He’s off again.
Apparently Chelsea have arsenal exactly where they want them.
A reminder. Chelsea are a goal down.
Apparently Chelsea have arsenal exactly where they want them.
A reminder. Chelsea are a goal down.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
He’s off again.
Apparently Chelsea have arsenal exactly where they want them.
A reminder. Chelsea are a goal down.
Apparently Chelsea have arsenal exactly where they want them.
A reminder. Chelsea are a goal down.
My god Neville is tiresome.
Chelsea (a goal down) are doing well as they’ve kept it tight.
Arsenal (a goal up) aren’t doing well as they’re keeping it tight.
Aargh.
Chelsea (a goal down) are doing well as they’ve kept it tight.
Arsenal (a goal up) aren’t doing well as they’re keeping it tight.
Aargh.
February 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
My god Neville is tiresome.
Chelsea (a goal down) are doing well as they’ve kept it tight.
Arsenal (a goal up) aren’t doing well as they’re keeping it tight.
Aargh.
Chelsea (a goal down) are doing well as they’ve kept it tight.
Arsenal (a goal up) aren’t doing well as they’re keeping it tight.
Aargh.
Return of the Ox
🚨 Arsenal midfielder Mikel Merino expected to miss considerable period with suspected broken bone in foot. #AFC surveying market for potential loan as short-term cover for 29yo Spain intl; no guarantee anything materialises before deadline 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
Arsenal’s Mikel Merino expected to be out for considerable period with foot injury
The 29-year-old has sustained a suspected broken bone in his foot.
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Return of the Ox
Cheers Spurs.
(Scrubs himself with wire wool)
(Scrubs himself with wire wool)
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Cheers Spurs.
(Scrubs himself with wire wool)
(Scrubs himself with wire wool)
Rodri getting away with them. Again.
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Rodri getting away with them. Again.
City are as bad in the 2nd as spurs were in the 1st
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
City are as bad in the 2nd as spurs were in the 1st
👀
I’ve been an Arsenal fan since 1979
And even I feel embarrassed for Spurs here. This is absolutely pathetic.
And even I feel embarrassed for Spurs here. This is absolutely pathetic.
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
👀
I’ve been an Arsenal fan since 1979
And even I feel embarrassed for Spurs here. This is absolutely pathetic.
And even I feel embarrassed for Spurs here. This is absolutely pathetic.
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I’ve been an Arsenal fan since 1979
And even I feel embarrassed for Spurs here. This is absolutely pathetic.
And even I feel embarrassed for Spurs here. This is absolutely pathetic.
Outrageous scenes at Benfica.
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Outrageous scenes at Benfica.
We’ve really got to learn to score freakish goals like Uniteds have been.
Too controlled. Too structured. Too predictable.
Too controlled. Too structured. Too predictable.
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
We’ve really got to learn to score freakish goals like Uniteds have been.
Too controlled. Too structured. Too predictable.
Too controlled. Too structured. Too predictable.
Un-fucking-believable
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Un-fucking-believable
Set piece again
Etc….
Etc….
January 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Set piece again
Etc….
Etc….
This is a tough watch.
So little creativity.
So little creativity.
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This is a tough watch.
So little creativity.
So little creativity.
What a shit show of a goal that is
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
What a shit show of a goal that is
Own goal again
Own goal again
Own goal again ole ole
Own goal again
Own goal again ole ole
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Own goal again
Own goal again
Own goal again ole ole
Own goal again
Own goal again ole ole
The closest I’ve ever got to Minneapolis is binge listening to the Hold Steady.
But my god I stand with them and the bravery of those protesting.
❤️
But my god I stand with them and the bravery of those protesting.
❤️
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The closest I’ve ever got to Minneapolis is binge listening to the Hold Steady.
But my god I stand with them and the bravery of those protesting.
❤️
But my god I stand with them and the bravery of those protesting.
❤️
I’ve always said that if you could invent a rival team, you’d create Tottenham.
Glorious stuff.
Glorious stuff.
January 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I’ve always said that if you could invent a rival team, you’d create Tottenham.
Glorious stuff.
Glorious stuff.
Genius from Lotte this.
January 24, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Genius from Lotte this.