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And it's the guy from Rosewood, a show about a doctor involved in crimes
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Need a rope ladder and fire blanket when riding
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My only thing is the 100% containment policy if it would be allowed
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Part 2! - This covers the Phase 2 build out stuff including seemingly imminent Harry Potter expansion /ride discussion

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November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The algorithm in The Bad Place is working overtime to find all the morons today
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Can finally stop reading about transit and road capacity in Toronto and focus on my main dopamine hit - solving theme park capacity issues.
Part 1 is out!

I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written

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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Do you like theme parks? Do you like logistics? Well, this substack is some grade-a catnip for you.
Part 1 is out!

I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written

open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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A theme park article based on concrete data and sound logic? I love it!
Part 1 is out!

I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written

open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Part 1 is out!

I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written

open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Forgot to post it here in the hood place but after the Permit news of a 150,000 sq foot building the other day just posting this to get everyone hyped for the next article on how to fix Epic Universe
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
That'd what I heard too. Imagine they all start showing up for pitch meetings at the end of July
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sparing a thought for @lentesta.bsky.social and whichever regional candy bar sales rep had to earn their yearly bonus by supplying Len with rn ugh candy for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More

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Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More
An inside look at how future Magic Kingdom expansions could improve your day — without Lightning Lane fees or premium event tickets.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More

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Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More
An inside look at how future Magic Kingdom expansions could improve your day — without Lightning Lane fees or premium event tickets.
open.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I tried to post this yesterday but for some reason it failed. Anyway, i hope you enjoy this article, I took a lot of time on this one
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Europa-Park has quietly redefined the “Disney Difference.” More rides, fewer waits, happier guests—and no billion-dollar IPs required.
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Redefining the Disney Difference at a Family-Run Park in Germany: What Europa-Park Gets Right
How one independent park built a better guest experience through math, momentum, and constant reinvestment.
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October 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Just gets me thinking about what id get genuinely sad about if it was being removed, mummy and Mib only in that park I think everything else is fair game
October 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit is 92% deleted if anyone other than me and @bioreconstruct.bsky.social cares 😁
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Honestly the marketing for Tron Ares has driven me insane wjat what feels like months, it's never ending. I actively hate this movie now, I get they are desperate for it to succeed. But you know don't cast Jared Leto and maybe I'd check it out...
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's quite fast paced so not sure they will get chance to chat
October 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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It's not the length of the ride.....

My latest substack about ride capacity

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September 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We're close to HRR being 80% deleted now
Latest track removed in the demolition of Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit.
September 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's not the length of the ride.....

My latest substack about ride capacity

open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
September 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM