Tommy Hawkins
@tommyhawkins.bsky.social
Theme Park Outsider
Social Media Manager
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Social Media Manager
Coach
Friend
Lover
And it's the guy from Rosewood, a show about a doctor involved in crimes
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
And it's the guy from Rosewood, a show about a doctor involved in crimes
Need a rope ladder and fire blanket when riding
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Need a rope ladder and fire blanket when riding
My only thing is the 100% containment policy if it would be allowed
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My only thing is the 100% containment policy if it would be allowed
Part 2! - This covers the Phase 2 build out stuff including seemingly imminent Harry Potter expansion /ride discussion
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Part 2! - This covers the Phase 2 build out stuff including seemingly imminent Harry Potter expansion /ride discussion
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
The algorithm in The Bad Place is working overtime to find all the morons today
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The algorithm in The Bad Place is working overtime to find all the morons today
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Can finally stop reading about transit and road capacity in Toronto and focus on my main dopamine hit - solving theme park capacity issues.
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Can finally stop reading about transit and road capacity in Toronto and focus on my main dopamine hit - solving theme park capacity issues.
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Do you like theme parks? Do you like logistics? Well, this substack is some grade-a catnip for you.
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Do you like theme parks? Do you like logistics? Well, this substack is some grade-a catnip for you.
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A theme park article based on concrete data and sound logic? I love it!
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A theme park article based on concrete data and sound logic? I love it!
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
Forgot to post it here in the hood place but after the Permit news of a 150,000 sq foot building the other day just posting this to get everyone hyped for the next article on how to fix Epic Universe
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Forgot to post it here in the hood place but after the Permit news of a 150,000 sq foot building the other day just posting this to get everyone hyped for the next article on how to fix Epic Universe
That'd what I heard too. Imagine they all start showing up for pitch meetings at the end of July
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That'd what I heard too. Imagine they all start showing up for pitch meetings at the end of July
Sparing a thought for @lentesta.bsky.social and whichever regional candy bar sales rep had to earn their yearly bonus by supplying Len with rn ugh candy for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sparing a thought for @lentesta.bsky.social and whichever regional candy bar sales rep had to earn their yearly bonus by supplying Len with rn ugh candy for Halloween
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Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More
An inside look at how future Magic Kingdom expansions could improve your day — without Lightning Lane fees or premium event tickets.
open.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More
An inside look at how future Magic Kingdom expansions could improve your day — without Lightning Lane fees or premium event tickets.
open.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Magic Kingdom Has a Ride Capacity Problem — Here’s How to Fix It Without Charging Guests More
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I tried to post this yesterday but for some reason it failed. Anyway, i hope you enjoy this article, I took a lot of time on this one
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I tried to post this yesterday but for some reason it failed. Anyway, i hope you enjoy this article, I took a lot of time on this one
Europa-Park has quietly redefined the “Disney Difference.” More rides, fewer waits, happier guests—and no billion-dollar IPs required.
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
Redefining the Disney Difference at a Family-Run Park in Germany: What Europa-Park Gets Right
How one independent park built a better guest experience through math, momentum, and constant reinvestment.
open.substack.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Europa-Park has quietly redefined the “Disney Difference.” More rides, fewer waits, happier guests—and no billion-dollar IPs required.
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
Just gets me thinking about what id get genuinely sad about if it was being removed, mummy and Mib only in that park I think everything else is fair game
October 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Just gets me thinking about what id get genuinely sad about if it was being removed, mummy and Mib only in that park I think everything else is fair game
Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit is 92% deleted if anyone other than me and @bioreconstruct.bsky.social cares 😁
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit is 92% deleted if anyone other than me and @bioreconstruct.bsky.social cares 😁
Honestly the marketing for Tron Ares has driven me insane wjat what feels like months, it's never ending. I actively hate this movie now, I get they are desperate for it to succeed. But you know don't cast Jared Leto and maybe I'd check it out...
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Honestly the marketing for Tron Ares has driven me insane wjat what feels like months, it's never ending. I actively hate this movie now, I get they are desperate for it to succeed. But you know don't cast Jared Leto and maybe I'd check it out...
It's quite fast paced so not sure they will get chance to chat
October 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's quite fast paced so not sure they will get chance to chat
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September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by Tommy Hawkins
It's not the length of the ride.....
My latest substack about ride capacity
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
My latest substack about ride capacity
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
September 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's not the length of the ride.....
My latest substack about ride capacity
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
My latest substack about ride capacity
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
We're close to HRR being 80% deleted now
Latest track removed in the demolition of Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit.
September 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We're close to HRR being 80% deleted now
It's not the length of the ride.....
My latest substack about ride capacity
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
My latest substack about ride capacity
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
September 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's not the length of the ride.....
My latest substack about ride capacity
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
My latest substack about ride capacity
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...