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@tonimaggio.bsky.social

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Writer of nonsense and lover of ice cream. She/her. 🌈 TV and movie (and Kdrama) photo-recaps and reviews at toniwatches.com toni_maggio on TT

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Dec 28

If you're in the mood for some lovably snarky photo-recaps of shows/movies like #The100, #TheLastofUs, #MCU, #JaneAusten, #Sanditon, #SquidGame, etc, you can find my wackadoo ramblings here:

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Toni Watches

tv & movie photo-recaps, reviews, & other wackadoo ramblings

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Jul 23

Appreciation video for all the cool, creative, hilarious Stay all over the world (and specifically at the London concerts). Ya'll made my trip unforgettable. ❤️

#StrayKids

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Jun 11

Anyone else race against grammar check?

You change the tense of a word at the start of a sentence, KNOWING that snotty little blue line will appear under a word near the end, and so you try to fix it before that asshole line can tell you it's wrong?

YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME, COMPUTER.

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · May 30

Hi pals!

I'm walking 50km to raise money for Operation Smile (an organization that provides medical care for children with cleft conditions in middle-to-low income countries.

Any little bit helps! (Even just sharing this post)

Thank you!

operationsmilecanada.akaraisin.com/ui/CycleforS...

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · May 5

Thank you for following up!! I'm looking forward to having some time to watch.

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · May 2

I'm seeing them in Toronto! Super pumped to witness this majesty live. 👂👂👂

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Apr 3

What's YOUR flirting style?

The back of a bag of rice, where the French portion begins with Wild Blend Riz

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 30

I thought I was learning a new term. 😆

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 21

My vegetable intake depends on what type of hummus is on sale.

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 19

SAW MY BEAUTIFUL POST??? Ugh, what did I miss??? Cause I know he's not talking about my Cunk on Everything quote.

Oh, and my name is Amelia now. 🙄😪

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 19

Pretty sure my account was hacked? Just opened my Chats to find full conversations with strangers that *I* started.

Also, I guess I'm a 33-year old single mom?

Is anyone else experiencing this?

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 17

"A really big best seller may be read by as many people as watch a ten minute YouTube video about a teenager unboxing some mascara, so books are still a very important part of our culture."

Lots of points being made in #CunkOnEverything by Philomena Cunk.

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 8

Any romantic comedy that starts with a woman jogging in the morning has already lost me.

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 6

Honestly LOVING it, and these two together.

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 6

Who's watching #MyDearestNemesis?? I need to flail.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying `` i love it '' .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying `` i love it '' .

media.tenor.com

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 2

If David Tennant doesn't play this man in a biopic, then what are we even doing here?

Susan DuBose @houseofbast777.bsky.social · Mar 2

"YOU ARE HEREBY EMPOWERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“You're either on the bus or off the bus.”
“Bullshit reigns.”
“You never realize how much of your background is sewn into the lining of your clothes.”
Born on this day journalist & novelist Tom Wolfe 1931
#BookSky

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Mar 2

Have we all collectively as a society decided that 'that' is replacing 'who' as a referent for a person?

Ads, official statements, public documents, it's everywhere!

"The person that," is... wrong, right? Did I miss a grammar conference where we decided it wasn't? Why wasn't I invited??

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 28

Just finished #YourFriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderman on Disney+. Pretty pumped there are two more seasons confirmed.

It's such a cool jaunt into MCU-adjacent territory. Love the writing, love the characters, love the intrigue. Yes, the animation could be better, but it doesn't take away from the fun.

a cartoon of a man in a spiderman costume standing in a living room

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a spiderman costume standing in a living room

media.tenor.com

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 23

Woke up in the middle of the night to use the washroom, saw this and thought, "racoon."

In my apartment.

On the 17th floor.

A black dust buster sits plugged-in on a fake wood floor... decidedly NOT looking like a racoon.

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 15

A bunch of American celebrities belting out 'I jizzed in my pants," in perfect harmony as the Canadian flag waves on a screen in the background is the kind of unity we need right now.

#SaturdayNightLive

During the Saturday Night Live 50th reunion, we see the audience standing for the opening number as artists on stage sing. On the screen in the back is a Canadian flag waving with Lorne Michaels in the middle.

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 10

Tikt*k said this was unoriginal so it only has one view and now I'm pouting cause it's so silly I just want people to laugh. #PrideandPrejudice

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 8

Just watched #LoveHurts, and you guys: go see it. It's campy, delightfully nonsensical, physically impossible fun.

I truly cannot stress enough how FUN this movie is.

Put Ke Huy Quan in everything. And Sean Astin while you're at it. In fact, more Goonies reunions in general, please!

a man with glasses is holding a valentine 's day card in his hand

Alt: a man with glasses is holding a valentine's day card in his hand

media.tenor.com

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 8

Appreciation post for dumb shows.

Sometimes you need a show that's just so, so dumb in a way that makes you sigh in amused contentment as your brain shuts off and you just think, "this is so fucking dumb," with a fun little giggle.

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 8

Talking with my coworker about this (very professional workplace) and we came up with the answer.

It's Florence Pugh.

This generation needs no movie, the existence of Florence Pugh is enough to turn anyone bisexual.

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 3

If The Mummy was my generation's portal to a bi awakening, and Pirates of the Caribbean was the next.... what's the new one? What movie in the past five years is making new adults go, 'waaaaaait a minute.... 👀🏳️‍🌈'

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 7

"I found it is the small everyday treats of ordinary folk that keep the borkness at bay."

Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · Feb 5

Joined a discord server as An Old, and whooooooboy, I hate this.