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Tony Keetch
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Actor & writer & Sir Desmond Stirling etc. Tried to kill five Doctor Whos so far. Represented by Wig & Pen Associates
Podcast: https://anchor.fm/anthony-keetch
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November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Careless talk etc but I’m filming the Gamages Xmas commercial tomorrow alongside a star-studded line-up of Simon Dee, Hope and Keen, Hughie Green, Monica Rose, Dozy (if wet, Beaky), Arthur Tolcher, Trevor Little (TV’s comedy balloonist), the Dolly Sisters & Laurence Olivier.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is going on in the skies over Kew…
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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The final episode of my rip-snort SIR D STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE will be available soon. Why not listen to the first 3 instalments while you wait

WARNING: My voice has been scientifically proven to drive the fairer sex round the bend!

#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti

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Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 31/10/2025 · 44m
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November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Watching Stereo Underground on Rewind. You really did need cheekbones in the early 80s, didn’t you? This is one of the countless reasons I wasn’t a New Romantic pop star.
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!

Episode 3

Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang?

Who is the hairy monk?

And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch?

The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga.

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Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 3
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 07/11/2025 · 29m
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November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Courtesy of @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social I am watching One Million AC/DC, a soft porn caveman film written by Edward D Wood Jr.

I don’t really need to say any more about it than that, do I?
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Yazz danced like Edward Heath laughed - with bouncing shoulders

#totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Did they have to bus in extra Christians to sway to Lean Martell while everyone else hit the bar?

#totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Was Granada Ghia considered product placement by the Beeb?

#totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don’t think they are genuine Etonians. Not thuggish enough.

#totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Somewhere a young David Cameron is pretending he likes this.

#totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This lot are menopausal now.

#totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I bought this on the 12” blue vinyl with ‘playable label.’

Can’t believe it wasn’t a hit.

#totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Sparks performed this on Crackerjack… a song about sperm!

#totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!

Episode 2

Our intrepid rovers begin their Quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And what exactly are the warrior monks protecting?

Can you cope with more excitement than is medically wise?

Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service
Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable! episode 2
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 04/11/2025 · 39m
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November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Went to see @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein at the Chiswick Cinema. It is a very dinky cinema! 16 seats.
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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To the millions* of you who have listened to episode 1 of Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable!, rest assured that the next instalment will be tickling your jaded ears tomorrow.

*approx
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ve just remembered that I once had to clean up after Motörhead. That was a bit of a low point…
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Watching The Substance. An extraordinarily silly film.
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
October 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Is he playing Joseph Cooper’s silent piano? If only he had a silent mouth.

#totp
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mayday! Mayday!

#totp
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“For Flick’s sake!”

#totp
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM