Steve Parker
@tooncrier.co.uk
Not pretty at times, but got the job done. Wissa will score plenty of goals making those runs. Worried about Tino and to some extent Hall, although....at least Alex Murphy finally get's an appearance bonus!!!
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Not pretty at times, but got the job done. Wissa will score plenty of goals making those runs. Worried about Tino and to some extent Hall, although....at least Alex Murphy finally get's an appearance bonus!!!
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Wonder if that's Shahar in from the start, or on the bench?
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wonder if that's Shahar in from the start, or on the bench?
Confidence Check: Confident.
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Confidence Check: Confident.
Would like to see Barnes, Wissa, Murphy start up top tonight.
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Would like to see Barnes, Wissa, Murphy start up top tonight.
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A popular way of telling someone not to get annoyed in the UK is “don’t get your knickers in a twist.” The US equivalent to which is “don’t get your panties in a bunch.” A better version, in my opinion, is a phrase I’ve heard a few times in the north of England... “don’t get on your huffy bike.”
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A popular way of telling someone not to get annoyed in the UK is “don’t get your knickers in a twist.” The US equivalent to which is “don’t get your panties in a bunch.” A better version, in my opinion, is a phrase I’ve heard a few times in the north of England... “don’t get on your huffy bike.”
Rodgers in total control. Loving it and our defence has turned up.
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Rodgers in total control. Loving it and our defence has turned up.
Slept on it, still furious...!
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Slept on it, still furious...!
"So Eddie, please explain that piss poor excuse for a performance?"...a question not one journo will ask sadly.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"So Eddie, please explain that piss poor excuse for a performance?"...a question not one journo will ask sadly.
In 3 words? A dreadful performance or piss poor effort
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
In 3 words? A dreadful performance or piss poor effort
Today is your day Anthony Elanga, it's time to become a fucking Geordie legend and get that goal.
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Today is your day Anthony Elanga, it's time to become a fucking Geordie legend and get that goal.
Confidence Check: Shitting it...
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Confidence Check: Shitting it...
I always feel better when he finally starts Tino and Lewis! Howay the Lads.
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I always feel better when he finally starts Tino and Lewis! Howay the Lads.
How are Leverkusen this season?
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How are Leverkusen this season?
I appear to be in a minority of one who quite enjoyed that.... rotation done, Elanga and Gordon offering plenty. Willock and Ramsay with food minutes. Crap error at the end, but it was quite comfortable.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I appear to be in a minority of one who quite enjoyed that.... rotation done, Elanga and Gordon offering plenty. Willock and Ramsay with food minutes. Crap error at the end, but it was quite comfortable.
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Temu Peace Prize
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Temu Peace Prize
RIP The Judge, arguably my favourite England cricketer when i was a kid, fearless and destructive and always entertaining. The sight of him in full flow versus Merv was intoxicating. Rest in Peace.
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
RIP The Judge, arguably my favourite England cricketer when i was a kid, fearless and destructive and always entertaining. The sight of him in full flow versus Merv was intoxicating. Rest in Peace.
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When you compare that to this time last season, our best season in recent memory, we're one point off where we were then plus we've got nine Champions League points as well and a spot in the Carabao Cup quarter finals yet again.
Keep the faith..!!
#NUFC
Keep the faith..!!
#NUFC
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When you compare that to this time last season, our best season in recent memory, we're one point off where we were then plus we've got nine Champions League points as well and a spot in the Carabao Cup quarter finals yet again.
Keep the faith..!!
#NUFC
Keep the faith..!!
#NUFC
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Pickford tried to punch the ground in frustration after that Miley goal, but he couldn't reach
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pickford tried to punch the ground in frustration after that Miley goal, but he couldn't reach
Woltemade song on repeat in my head.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Woltemade song on repeat in my head.
Surely Nick Pope has read a lot of the criticism online, that must be getting to him? Give him a rest, we went on a heck of a run last season when MDubz came in. Ramsdale offers a lot and he'll be mad keen to impress.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Surely Nick Pope has read a lot of the criticism online, that must be getting to him? Give him a rest, we went on a heck of a run last season when MDubz came in. Ramsdale offers a lot and he'll be mad keen to impress.
Jinxed us....anyways, two words...Aaron Ramsdale
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jinxed us....anyways, two words...Aaron Ramsdale
Right, I am confident about tonight. Elanga will break his duck. No, you may not have a pint of what I have been drinking... 3-1 to NUFC.
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Right, I am confident about tonight. Elanga will break his duck. No, you may not have a pint of what I have been drinking... 3-1 to NUFC.
City bullied and battered. Beautiful.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
City bullied and battered. Beautiful.
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Masses of experience, worked under Emma Hayes title-winning side at Chelsea and was likely someone 'one good job' away from a top WSL position - is a good get given the current market I reckon.
Let's go get promoted!
Let's go get promoted!
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Masses of experience, worked under Emma Hayes title-winning side at Chelsea and was likely someone 'one good job' away from a top WSL position - is a good get given the current market I reckon.
Let's go get promoted!
Let's go get promoted!