Topaz Scorpio in MA
@topazscorpioma.bsky.social
Cape Cod native and amateur photographer currently living in Provincetown. Lover of Democracy, men, travel, Wonder Woman, Madonna & Kylie and all things Real Housewives.
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I don't see how Gizelle keeping her relationship off the show (probably because the guy doesn't want to film) is anywhere near the same as Stacey paying a guy to be her fake boyfriend for an entire season??? #RHOP
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October 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don't see how Gizelle keeping her relationship off the show (probably because the guy doesn't want to film) is anywhere near the same as Stacey paying a guy to be her fake boyfriend for an entire season??? #RHOP
K out here breaking the 4th wall, the 5th wall, the 654th wall...
#RHOP
#RHOP
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October 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
K out here breaking the 4th wall, the 5th wall, the 654th wall...
#RHOP
#RHOP
Trying to log all of Stacey's lies... #RHOP
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October 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Trying to log all of Stacey's lies... #RHOP
Claudia Jordan is literally a former full-time housewife and she gets stuck at the bar on #WWHL while some blonde woman with giant breasts who I have only ever heard of from being on this show gets a seat instead of her??? #RHOA
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October 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
After telling the world that she had sex with Adriana now Julia clams up and won't tell Alexia what they actually did in bed? She's not saying specifics because she knows it opens her up for a lawsuit. Merely saying "slept together" or "intimate" is vague enough that it allows her to escape. #RHOM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
After telling the world that she had sex with Adriana now Julia clams up and won't tell Alexia what they actually did in bed? She's not saying specifics because she knows it opens her up for a lawsuit. Merely saying "slept together" or "intimate" is vague enough that it allows her to escape. #RHOM
When Adriana revealed TWO affairs that Julia had with men, Alexia was so quick to jump in and dismiss that and try to switch the conversation back to Adriana. This "surprise reveal" from Julia about sleeping with Adriana was totally planned with Alexia and Marysol. #RHOM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When Adriana revealed TWO affairs that Julia had with men, Alexia was so quick to jump in and dismiss that and try to switch the conversation back to Adriana. This "surprise reveal" from Julia about sleeping with Adriana was totally planned with Alexia and Marysol. #RHOM
I know lots of folks think #RHOC has become a shitshow but do we literally need to have segments devoted to dogs pooping? Like who wants to see that???
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October 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I know lots of folks think #RHOC has become a shitshow but do we literally need to have segments devoted to dogs pooping? Like who wants to see that???
I hope all those "journalists" who did those think pieces earlier this year about how wrong and dangerous it was for Biden to pardon his family, members of the Jan 6th committee and others who'd been targeted by Trump/MAGA are now enjoying heaping portions of crow for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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October 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I hope all those "journalists" who did those think pieces earlier this year about how wrong and dangerous it was for Biden to pardon his family, members of the Jan 6th committee and others who'd been targeted by Trump/MAGA are now enjoying heaping portions of crow for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
In the wake of Letitia James and James Comey being indicted it is now high time for Attorneys General in all blue states to begin thorough investigations into all members of the current regime for anything remotely illegal they may have done within those blue states and indict them ASAP.
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October 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
In the wake of Letitia James and James Comey being indicted it is now high time for Attorneys General in all blue states to begin thorough investigations into all members of the current regime for anything remotely illegal they may have done within those blue states and indict them ASAP.
I find Stacey to be a liar and a clown but her shade is on point; Ashley is an imp #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I find Stacey to be a liar and a clown but her shade is on point; Ashley is an imp #RHOP
Stacey's breath is FOUL #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Stacey's breath is FOUL #RHOP
"From bottle girl to duchess..." #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"From bottle girl to duchess..." #RHOP
Wendy when being asked about Angel...
#RHOP
#RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Wendy when being asked about Angel...
#RHOP
#RHOP
What's with K and all the crowns?? #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What's with K and all the crowns?? #RHOP
Ashley Drew looking for Stacey's divorce papers #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ashley Drew looking for Stacey's divorce papers #RHOP
I'm happy that Ashley finally got paid after putting up with years of Crocodile Dundee's ass-grabbin' Juan-lovin' shenanigans #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm happy that Ashley finally got paid after putting up with years of Crocodile Dundee's ass-grabbin' Juan-lovin' shenanigans #RHOP
K and Greg broke up? #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
K and Greg broke up? #RHOP
That's K's mom? She looks it could be her sister. #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
That's K's mom? She looks it could be her sister. #RHOP
Stacey's back with her ex? #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Stacey's back with her ex? #RHOP
We are 10 minutes into the new season and we already have someone storming out? #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We are 10 minutes into the new season and we already have someone storming out? #RHOP
Stacey's delusion is off the charts #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Stacey's delusion is off the charts #RHOP
Those shady ass producers leaving Stacey's belch in the edit #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Those shady ass producers leaving Stacey's belch in the edit #RHOP
Gizelle hoping Karen is in the elderly section of the jail #RHOP
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October 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Gizelle hoping Karen is in the elderly section of the jail #RHOP