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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson

@topsycretin.bsky.social

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"Cheerful and pleasing, cute and appealing" She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ || 38 || Scotland Minors DNI ⚠️ Kink content abound ⚠️ Autistic/ADHD

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 11m

Should we adopt this kitten? Was told to ask you lot

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 2h

Hi! Hello! Good mornin'!

The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 2h

Oh I remember these, neat to see they work out well

The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 13h

Ah yes, my favourite anime.

A category stating "Inspired by anime". Spongebob is there.

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 20h

This is how I found out that superglue can react with fabric and cause an exothermic reaction.

"Why is my leg getting hot? Oh."

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Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 1d

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 21h

Tried to superglue the bit that snapped on my glasses, it went about as well as any given Mr. Bean sketch.

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

A bit of roleplay can spice up a long term relationship.

For instance, today I'm pretending I'm from the North (the North that's south of me, that is)

WhatsApp message saying "You need owt from t'shop?"

The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

One funny thing about putting a VPN on my phone to circumvent needing to ID is it gives me ads in Dutch.

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Lady Lupae @ulfra.bsky.social · 1d

A picture of Kim Kitsuragi. In the first panel he has huge tits and it says "Designed with Gamers in Mind". The second panel he is normal and it says "Designed with Activists in Mind"

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

When is Chiitan joining the frogs in Portland?

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 1d

There is no wall that cannot be overcome

越えられない壁はないんですっ☆ほらっねっ☆

The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

Down at the bottom of the garden there are in fact a lot of little people

The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

Mack I used to run out the room when this guy came on. The noise scared the bajeesus out of me

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

Why did I say I'd come in for a shift at 6am on my only day off?

Past Topsy is a dick. Hate that bitch

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 1d

Panel 1: Text says "My dad was an orc". It's a green orc wearing a dress shirt with a purple tie and glasses, holding a cup of coffee. The cup is made of stone and has an ragged axe blade on it. He also has a pencil in his pocket protector, and the pencil is also a tiny axe.

Panel 2: Text says "My mom was a witch". It's a woman with green skin and one yellow eye, glowing and emanating magic, gleaming from beneath her big purple witch had, which has small wood constructions hanging off of it and two pins on it: one of a mushroom and one of the Newgrounds angry face. He's wearing jeans and a Costco tank top, with a reddish purple vest over it, and is holding a broom and a tote bag with a bag of chips visible within it.

Panel 3: Text says "You'd think I'd be some kind of magical berserker". We are looking overhead at a muscular green man looking up at us, with his arms splayed out in a powerful stance, and his left arm holding an axe. He has a dark purple had and shoulder-cape, and smiles with malice. Text continues, saying "but actually I ended up with my MOM'S strength and my DAD'S magic attunement."

Panel 4: A normal looking with green skin, messy purple hair, big round glasses, and a pointy nose, wearing a t-shirt with the night sky in a square in the center, says "so, basically, I'm green."

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 1d

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe I'm borrower brained for real.

The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

I really gotta stop pocketing random bits and bobs, because I never remember to take them out and I get home looking like a recovering point and click game protagonist.

I don't need bent paperclips or screws or half a hinge, and yet...

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

Trump's not going to read your post calling him "Mango Mussolini" or "Tangerine tyrant" but your pal Fruit Salad Jim might.

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 1d

I know it’s not 100% the case but it is very funny how commonly it’s like

People with rat fursonas: rats are amazing animals! So empathetic and intelligent, they can be trained to detect landmines, they’re amazing swimmers-

People with mouse fursonas: I want to be eaten

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

Best of luck, friend. I got this picture off a eBay listing for about £700

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Holly @pterosaur.bsky.social · 2d

tea kettle guys

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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 2d

A Gadilda Gator commision
for @gadworks.bsky.social 🐊

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Mia Mulder @miamulder.bsky.social · 2d

I miss the full motion capture cutscenes in the Command and conquer games.

The 90s truly had the best possible aesthetic sense and its all been downhill from there

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The AuTOPSY of Violet Jackson @topsycretin.bsky.social · 1d

Ask not what your big can do for you...