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Consumer feedback #InMyLovePotion has been very positive.
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February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
#WhenICantFallAsleep at least I can relax.
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February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
#WhenICantFallAsleep it could be that I had too much coffee.
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February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
#WhenICantFallAsleep it's because the monsters in the closet and under the bed are arguing about who'll get to kill me first.
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
#DuringTheWitchHunt you're going to need bait.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A lot of crowd misogyny #DuringTheWitchHunt
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February 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
We rode on horseback #DuringTheWitchHunt armed with pumpkins!
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February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
#DKDCcouldAlsoStandFor
Defy
Kleptocrat
Donald's
Corruption
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February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
#DKDCcouldAlsoStandFor
Donkey
Kong
Damsel
Confiscation
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February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
#CupidityStupidity leads you into a bad relationship. Common sense helps lead you out.
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
#StrandedWithEvil: story of a teenage girl forced to babysit her younger brothers.
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
#StrandedWithEvil because I believed Evil when he said, "Don't stop here. There's cheaper gas down the road."
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
#AtTheWitchTrial she was represented by B. Elza Bubb from the law firm of Black, Cat and Broom.
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
#AtTheWitchTrial it was shown she ran a candle shop and ruthlessly tried putting other candlestick makers out of business. In other words, she was the Wicked Wiccan Wickin' Witch.
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 AM
#AtTheWitchTrial Hansel and Gretel were ruled to be hostile witnesses and their testimony stricken from the record.
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
#AtTheWitchTrial she was denied bail. Too much of a flight risk.
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January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
#TheBombDropped when NBC debuted My Mother the Car on September 14, 1965.
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
#TheBombDroppedWhen, in an alternate universe, the Epstein Files were released in full and unredacted.
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
#TheBombDroppedWhen it slipped through his fingers.
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January 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
#FoundInDraculasCastle
Some very hard to remove stains.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
#FoundInDraculasCastle? Honey, wait until you find what he's been hiding in the closet! The Brides of Dracula? More like beards!
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
#FoundInDraculasCastle
Proof that he likes to cosplay.
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
"I #UnleashedMyInnerMonster"

"No problem, Mr. President. We'll get you cleaned up."
January 17, 2026 at 1:24 AM