Torin Darkflight ΘΔ
torindarkflight.bsky.social
Torin Darkflight ΘΔ
@torindarkflight.bsky.social
A weird dragon trying to stay sane by acting insane. He/him, dragonkin, furry, Spyro fan, Trekker, Minecrafter, vintage PC nerd. NSFW swearing, but no lewds.

My dirtier side (18+ ONLY): @thedirtydragon.bsky.social
I still think the Discord logo looks like a long-sleeve shirt with boob holes cut out of it.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Bought a new USB-A/USB-C flash drive to replace a horrendously slow one I had been using. It is TONS faster. I think electrically it's a SATA SSD connected to a USB SCSI adapter, just in a normal flash drive sized package.

A PROBLEM though...Windows detects it as a mechanical hard drive, not flash.
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My current laptop is the first computer I've ever owned capable of hitting 4GHz. I know raw clock speed has little meaning anymore, but there's still something psychologically pleasing about hitting that milestone.
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Me after Christmas last year: "I'm gonna order a dragon ornament to put on my Christmas tree next year."

Me this year: "I'm afraid to put this dragon ornament on my tree because I don't want the sunlight to fade it."
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Discovered carbonated orange juice at one of the local stores. It's GOOOOOD.

Can't drink too much of it though because it has an ass ton of sugar in it. :x
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Diabetes topped with a heart attack
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I wanted to go to the Christmas party, so I went.

Then once I got there, I immediately fell into "I really don't want to be here" mindset.

I stayed though. Had some food. Got some secret santa presents (a blanket, an RGB LED strip and some hot cocoa mix).
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One of the things I got at the international market last week was individual cups of "strawberry pudding".

It's just opaque strawberry-flavored jello with chunks of mystery fruit in it. :p

Also fucking HELL is it hard to peel the top off. X3
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I can't drink alcohol...but at least I found a mocktail I like. It's just soda water with blueberry syrup and lemon juice.
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Office Christmas party is today. Last year I really didn't want to go at all, and (luckily?) I caught covid and thus had a valid excuse to skip it.

For some odd reason, this year I DO want to go. So...I guess I will. :p
December 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is shit brown? :p
THEY DID THE MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Your fursona is now Ernest P. Worrell dressed up as a squirrel.
December 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The first time I ever played Gradius III, I thought the "speedup" voice prompt was saying "pizza".
April 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Honestly, Dick Van Dyke looks amazing for 100.
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
LGBT+ pride crosswalks all over the country are forcefully being painted over and removed. The govt claims it's for "safety" through "uniformity".

Meanwhile, Cedar Rapids, Iowa has a crosswalk that's painted Red, White and Blue, and it's being allowed to stay...
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Apparently "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka is considered a Christmas song now for...reasons. The local 24/7 Christmas music radio station has been playing a pop remix version of it. :p
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I don't want to get out of my car because it's cold outside and my car is warm...
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
When I get sleepy, sometimes my brain will scramble song lyrics. That said...

I want a hippopotamus for breakfast

Only a hippopotamus will do...
December 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Curious as to why the smaller of the two sizes is the one labeled "extra large".
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Now why the hell are they blinking?!
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How the fuck do I stop my phone from reinstalling this crap every month?
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The front counter area smells like Goo Gone now...
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
An example of how stupid furry drama can be: I had someone on FA get very angry at me for tagging a submission as "adult". They were absolutely infuriated at me and adamant that I should have only tagged it as "mature". :p
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I've seen many centipedes, but I've never seen a single dollaripedes.
April 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM