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🎩 Mayor of Cover City 🚬 Genetically Engineered Towel 🎯 Hot Picks ⚾️ MLB 🏈 NFL 🏀 NBA 🏒 NHL | OCT: -4.73U | NOV: +5.93U I #GamblingBluesky
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 11/9 Recap

✅ Jets +2.5
✅ Rams -5.5
✅ Chargers -2.5
✅ Parlay all 3

Net Profit: +6.71U 📈
Week 10 = Sweep City 🧹

#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #HarvestSZN
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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🐏 ✈️ 2 down
⚡️1 to go

✅ #Jets +2.5
✅ #Rams -5.5
🔮 #Chargers -2.5

#JetUp #CLEvsNYJ
#BoltUp #PITvsLAC
#RamUp #LARvsSF
#TowelieTicket #GamblingBluesky #NFL #Week10 #SundayMeatloaf
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Aaron Donald hyping up the Rams after they beat a depleted #49ers roster 🙄 - https://x.com/OurSf49ers/status/1987688940762198107
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November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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✈️ 1 down
⚡️🐏 2 to go

✅ #Jets +2.5
🔮 #Chargers -2.5
🔮 #Rams -5.5

#JetUp  #CLEvsNYJ
#BoltUp  #PITvsLAC
#RamUp #LARvsSF
#TowelieTicket #NFL #Week10 #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky
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The New York Jets Take Off With A Win!
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Towelie Ticket #SundayMeatloaf 2: Electric Boogaloo 🧼⚡️

✈️ Jets +2.5 (-115) – 1.25U
🔋 Chargers -2.5 (-120) – 1U
🐏 Rams -5.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay (+540) – 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U
Electric sheep and covers, like tears in rain 🌧️

#NFL #Week10 #GamblingBluesky #HarvestSZN
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The #BroncosLay is locked and loaded 💥 (+770) – 1U

🏈 Bo Nix o1.5 Pass TDs
🏈 Courtland Sutton ATTD
🏈 JK Dobbins o69.5 Rush Yards
🏈 RJ Harvey o8.5 Longest Rush Yards

Seeing it clear tonight #BroncosCountry — call it “mile high” vision 👀💨

#TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky #NFL #TNF #LVvsDEN
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 11/2 Recap

✅ Bears -2.5
✅ Rams -14
❌ Chargers -9.5 (blew the loaf 😅)
❌ Parlay all 3

Net Profit: +0.22U 📈

Back at it next week, the sweep in coming 🧹🔜

#TowelieBetz #NFL #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky #Week9
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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🌾 Towelie Ticket – Week 9 #SundayMeatloaf

🐻 #Bears -2.5 (-120) – 1.25U
⚡️ #Chargers -9.5 (-115) – 1U
🐏 #Rams -14 (-110) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+554) – 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

#HarvestSZN hits different when the crop’s pure ⚡️🌾💨

#NFL #TowelieBetz #GamblingBluesky
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Been a minute since the oven was on… but we’re back in the kitchen cookin’ voltage

⚡️👨‍🍳🚬

#TowelieTicket #SundayMeatloaf #Week9 #NFL
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November 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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The Denver Nuggets play basketball tonight!!!
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October 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 10/19 (Belated) Recap

❌ Jaguars +3.5
✅ Browns -2.5
❌ Chargers -1.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ Kyren Williams ATTD
❌ #BroncosLay

Total Profit: -3.42U 📉

Bro… this #Stacktober run been rough 🍂😅

#TowelieBetz #NFL #GamblingBluesky #SundayMeatloaf #StaySpooky👻
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October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Had to do it, #BroncosLay:

🏈 Broncos -6.5
🏈 Bo Nix o199.5 Passing Yards
⛓️‍💥 (+145) - 1U

#NFL #NYGvsDEN #TowelieTicket #GamblingBluesky #BroncosCountry
October 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Oof so much for missing Puca in the passing attack 😒

❌ Jaguars +3.5

You would have thought we could at least get ❌ Kyren Williams ATTD

When it rains it pours, good old #London

#GamblingBluesky #LARvsJAX
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Week 7 #SundayMeatloaf 👨‍🍳 Bangers & Cash UK Edition

🐆 #Jaguars +3.5 (-120) – 1.25U
🐶 #Browns -2.5 (-120) – 1U
🪫 #Chargers -1.5 (-120) – 0.88U
🔗 #Parlay all 3 (+516) – 0.62U

Total Risk: 3.75U

Tea? Nah mate, we drinking The Juice 🍊💨 Breakfast of Champions 🇬🇧👨‍🍳

#NFL #ToweliesTicket #GamblingBlueSky
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Vigged up and juiced out across the pond 🇬🇧🧃

🏈 Kyren Williams #ATTD (-135) – 0.5U

Oi mate, squeeze that juice with some proper boosts and get those odds close to even or better 🍊

#NFL #TowelieBetz #Stacktober💸#GamblingBluesky #StaySharp #LARvsJAX #Ramshouse

Full ticket drops 🔜 8:00 AM ET
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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🎟 Towelie Ticket – 10/12 Recap

Not the best showing for our NFC South #underdawgs (or Broncos touchdowns) 😅

✅ Panthers +3
❌ Saints +3.5
❌ Titans +4.5
❌ Parlay all 3
❌ JK Dobbins ATTD

Total Profit: -2.38U 📉

#TowelieBetz #NFL #Week6 #SundayMeatloaf #GamblingBluesky
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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1 of 2 on the day for the #SundayMeatloaf check-in

#Saints +3.5 ❌ did not TCOB, but if the #Titans +4.5 can 🤞 thanks to a big ol’ #Panthers +3 ✅ outright win we can get back to evenish money today 💰↔️

#KeepPounding 
#TitanUp 
#WhoDatNotGonnaCover #TowelieTicket #NFL #Week6
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Week 6 #SundayMeatloaf Special — the #NFCSouth underDAWGS edition 🐶🍖

🛢️ Titans +4.5 (-115) – 1.25U
🐾 Panthers +3 (-115) – 1U
⚜️ Saints +3.5 (-115) – 0.88U
🔗 Parlay all 3 (+553) – 0.62U

Total risk: 3.75U

Every dog has its day 😤💪💰

#NFL #TowelieTicket #GamblingBlueSky
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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🔐 The code’s been cracked.
The vault’s open.

Week 6 is LIVE 🔜 8:30 AM ET

#NFL #StaySharp #SundayMeatloaf #TowelieTicket #SportsBetting #GamblingBluesky
October 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM