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Don't call me Ishmael please my name is Logan
Sir Keegan O'Connor's fan #1 🚩🚩
i hate austria on behalf of my beloved deceased georg kreisler But my hatred for The United States Of America is on behalf of myself and therefore far stronger
May 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I love the black-capped chickadee
May 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Feeling like shit just want them back
March 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
My wonderful and delicious tamale btw
February 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm biking approximately 80 total minutes tomorrow to get tamales. My iron will and titanium calves will persist in the name of the tamale gods.
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Neither the woke left nor the radical right want the US government to spend its money on alien mpreg. Instead, they want things like "housing the homeless" and "bombing children in western Asia." We must turn to the centrists. Certainly they will donate their generational wealth to the greater good.
January 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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#SolInvictusForLIFE
who stepped on
the bread? i did!
December 28, 2024 at 5:53 AM
columba meaaaaaa 🥰🥰🥰pulcherrimus est #SolInvictusForLIFE #TheUnconquerableSun
December 28, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Ok I'll say what everybody is thinking but nobody is brave enough to say out loud. Sol Invictus totals #SolInvictusForLIFE
December 28, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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I made a gingerbread panopticon
December 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Carmen Crossing is my bestie forever and ever
December 21, 2024 at 6:54 AM
the devil comes from the united states with a cheshire grin and a deal to offer any scottish person dimwitted or desperate enough to shake his hand
February 12, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Who up discussing the weirdly Catholic symbolism and undertones in the redemption process depicted in Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe
February 11, 2024 at 11:38 PM
when we springen und tanzen we spranzen 🇦🇹🇩🇪🇧🇪🇱🇺🇱🇮🇨🇭
January 25, 2024 at 9:11 AM
cats should learn how to shake hands with each other
December 6, 2023 at 1:03 AM
if i were in cat college i would be a sleeping in front of the fireplace major with a concentration in knocking things off of the edges of shelves.
November 14, 2023 at 3:37 AM
hi blue sky this is me ok
November 6, 2023 at 12:23 AM
playing the lonely goatherd at max volume every time my neighbor watches porn that is audible through the wall at 2:30am so that i can either make him stop doing that immediately or pavlov him into getting turned on by julie andrews yodeling
October 28, 2023 at 6:33 AM
Whatever sick twisted version of me ate Fritos this afternoon needs to be exercised like a demon or ghost or what have you
October 27, 2023 at 6:57 AM
releasing a somewhat-smaller-than-average polar bear in the kremlin just to see what happens
October 25, 2023 at 10:20 PM
October 22, 2023 at 12:29 AM
me personally? i would be both fathers involved in the abortion discussion
October 20, 2023 at 12:42 AM