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BREAKING NEWS:
HASBRO ANNOUNCES "86 APOLOGY TOUR", WILL APOLOGIZE FOR 86 THINGS TO THE TOY COMMUNITY?
toynewsi.com/484-61821

#toyfarce #hasbro #transformers #86apologytour #transformersthemovie #transformersthemovieapologytour
February 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR IMPRESSED EVERYONE AT SUPER BOWL PARTY BY IDENTIFYING EVERY ACTION FIGURES IN THE NFL COMMERCIAL (DESPITE NOT KNOWING A SINGLE FOOTBALL PLAYER)
toynewsi.com/484-61735

#toyfarce #superbowl #SuperBowl2026 #nfl #nflchampion #beliefisasuperpower
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
SKELETRON RED SHADOWS 6" FIGURES - WOLF TROOPER, JUNGLE WOLF TROOPER, GYRE WOLF AND PILOT CHARACTER KIT!
toynewsi.com/548-61682

#toyfarce #skeletron #roboskullmkii #redshadows #wolftrooper #junglewolftrooper #gyrewolf #pilotcharacterkit #roboskull #epic
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE MOVIE TRAILER GIVES COLLECTORS THE "PERFECT EXCUSE" TO FINALLY START COLLECTING MOTU?
toynewsi.com/484-61644

#toyfarce #mattel #mastersoftheuniverse #motu #heman #skeletor #motucollector #motucollection #toycollector #toycommunity
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTORS FURIOUS OVER NEW MATTEL DC FIGURES AFTER HEROICALLY IGNORING THE CAPTION THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
toynewsi.com/484-61613

#toyfarce #mattel #dccomics #dcuniverse #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
January 28, 2026 at 12:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR DISCOVERS AT-ATS CAN FLY AFTER ATTEMPTING OUTDOOR TOY PHOTOGRAPHY DURING SNOWSTORM?
toynewsi.com/484-61528

#toyfarce #toyphotography #winter #snowstorm #starwars #hoth #atats #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
MOTU COLLECTORS PAINFULLY REALIZE THAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO BUY ALL THOSE SAME CHARACTERS AGAIN AFTER NEW MOVIE TRAILER DROPS?!
toynewsi.com/484-61494

#toyfarce #mastersoftheuniverse #motu #heman #skeletor #motucollector #motucollection #actionfigures #toys
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR GETS PRESCRIBED 2 ACTION FIGURES/WEEK BY DOCTOR (WHO IS ALSO A COLLECTOR)
toynewsi.com/484-61425

#toyfarce #prescription #doctorsorders #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
TOY COMPANIES INSIST THEY ARE NOT COPYING EACH OTHER'S HOMEWORK AS IDENTICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS CONTINUE...
toynewsi.com/484-61401

#toyfarce #toycompanies #batman #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #robocop #actionfigures #toys #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR BUYS WINTER COAT INSTEAD OF TOYS, IMMEDIATELY FEELS DEEP REGRET...
toynewsi.com/484-61346

#toyfarce #winter #wintercoat #cold #deepregret #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
LEGO UNVEILS "SMART BRICK" THAT DETECTS AND WARNS YOU WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO STEP ON IT!
toynewsi.com/484-61321

#toyfarce #lego #legosets #legobricks #smartbrick #smartplay #legosmartplay #steponalego #warning
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO BRING HOME SIX FIGURES A MONTH NOT THAT UNREALISTIC FOR TOY COLLECTORS!
toynewsi.com/484-61242

#toyfarce #newyearsresolution #sixfiguresamonth #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO BUY FEWER TOYS IMMEDIATELY OVERRULED AFTER REMEMBERING HE HAD 80+ PRE-ORDERS...
toynewsi.com/484-61222

#toyfarce #newyearsresolution #HappyNewYear #preorders #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity
January 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
PLAYMATES TOYS TO BECOME THE FIRST TOY COMPANY SINCE 1988 TO NOT PRODUCE TMNT FIGURES?
toynewsi.com/484-61201

#toyfarce #playmatestoys #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #leonardo #donatello #raphael #michelangelo #since1988 #2027
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR FURIOUS AFTER GETTING THE WRONG FIGURE?! "DON'T ORDER IMPORTS FOR CHRISTMAS, SANTA DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN S.H.FIGUARTS, FIGMA OR MAFEX!"
toynewsi.com/484-61185

#toyfarce #christmas #santaclaus #importfigures #bandai #goodsmilecompany #figma
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
SANTA PROMISES ENTIRE MARVEL LEGENDS ETERNALS WAVE TO SUBSTITUTE UNREASONABLE OR IMPOSSIBLE REQUESTS
toynewsi.com/484-61151

#toyfarce #santaclaus #christmas #marvellegends #hasbro #eternals #actionfigures #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTORS REPORT ANNUAL SURGE OF PARENTS LOOKING FOR HARD-TO-FIND FIGURES "FOR THEIR SON, FOR CHRISTMAS" (IT'S ALSO HIS BIRTHDAY)
toynewsi.com/484-61132

#toyfarce #reasonableprice #itsformyson #itsforchristmas #itshisbirthday #toycollector #toycommunity #toys
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM