Having a beer outside at the gay bar watching a guy quietly queen out to unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield is just the June 1st I needed

How many times a year do you call the hall and Oates emergency hotline

Just had the memory of putting a bunch of glue on your hands during class so you could peel it off once it dried and sometimes it wasn’t dry when class was over so you had to just try to collect your stuff and leave with glue all over your hands. Good stuff

Excuse me the Paul Giamatti episode of black mirror had me cryin!

You know I’ve been listening to a 90’s one hit wonder playlist when it’s accidentally 3 AM

Resisting the urge to do yard work when it’s nice outside instead of working on the computer is the hardest part of working from home. My will is only so strong I was meant to be a hobbit

Love looking at my screenshots in the morning so I can see what was really resonating with me the night before. Last night I saved 4 types of cheeses to try in case society doesn’t collapse

Idk watching David Byrne perform with Robyn really did things for my serotonin levels

Just found myself browsing an instagram account that exclusively reviews French onion soup and was really happy with my internet use

For my first blue sky post I think I’ll say my 3 year old nephew said today “thanksgiving is closed right now” and I really felt that