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3 to visa. 1 each to paypal, stripe and mastercard. also restocked on stamps so the corpos are getting SpongeBob again >:3
Gender affirming cargo shorts owo
sent more out today, gonna have to buy more stamps soon too. 3 to visa, 1 each to paypal, stripe, and mastercard
Noticed my local small library has #kateerobert Dont know how to fanboy over it with the librarians without giving myself way as a degenerate monster fucker™. Especially since they are under the impression i dont like romance, cause i often joke complain about the newest pun based romance on display
sent out another batch. 1 letter each to paypal, stripe and mastercard. 3 letters to visa.
Marble Hornets dropping new Slendy vids is a recession indicator

#marblehornets #slenderman #slenderverse #marblehornetsrosswood #wearesofuckenback
another batch went out today, now featuring spongebob stamps! 1 each for paypal, stripe, and mastercard. 3 for visa
mailed off letters today to paypal, stripe, mastercard and visa. seen three different addresses for visa, so visa gets three letters :)
Mailed out letters to visa, mastercard, and paypal yesterday (sunday). currently working on the next batch
I miss tech that whirred and beeped when in use. Felt like it was actually doing something.

#analogtech #00'stech #iwantmycddriveback #cdburning
Alright, my romance novel foray has a baseline standard now. 10/10 books We got monsters. We gots fucken. We gots queer representation. 5 book series. READ THE FUCKEN TAGS & choose whats best for you.
Kinda mad Dragon’s Bride has a breeding/pregnancy tag, otherwise id totes read it :<
#kateerobert
Im releasing this book out to the wild. may the unfortunate soul who finds it next be entertained by my notes. they'll need em.

#romancebook #slowburn #iamnotthetargetaudience #whereisthemonsterfuckingispecificallyrequestedmonsterfucking
*deep frustrated sigh*
what the fuck am i reading
>> driving through Richmond on road trip
>> see all the industrial buildings and factories
.....
i should start a new playthrough of Fo3
I am 265 pages deep of this 377 pg book & they still haven't FUKED!
Closest they gotten is having a really intense mostly naked makeout in bed while inner monologuing about how badly they wish they could fuck but "*dramatic* they dont think of me like that :("
YES THE FUCK THEY DO. HAVE SEX ALREADY
-will give the author props for having a gender queer side character and everyone being chill n normal about him. yay representation.

This book is so boring i dont think i can make it to whenever the finally bang 💀💀💀
[ignore any spelling/grammar mistakes. proofreading is for neerrrrds]
-was hopping there would be a time hop and the next few pages would be them getting to bang
-BUT NO WERE BACK TO TALKING ABOUT NOTHING
-i swear to gawd. i dont have the attention span for a slow burn romance novel
-chapter 19 we have a fight scene with random bad guys. i was hyped. finally something different than talking about nothing and driving around
-fight is basically "and then we killed the bad guys :) :) everyone is safe"
-fuck you
-IT TAKE 149 PAGES FOR THEM TO FINALLY KISS. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT
-i only have a vague idea of what the plot is cause i just cant with the dumb "whitty" banter
-i am completely not invested in whatever is happening
-stop with the puns!!
-reading when David shifted into his bear form to go do bear things in woods was cool. more of that
-the author gives waaay to much detail on the current surroundings
-i dont give a fuuuuuck about the apartment kitchen
- author also spends to much time on the internal monologues
- why the fuuuuck do i need to know the FMC's grocery list??
-i have skipped whole chapters and missed nothing 💀
New to the romance novel genre. Kinda just grabbing anything that seems fun. That being said, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOOK💀
-As far as i can tell its 377 pgs of slice of life mixed with bear/animal puns mixed with endless "whitty" banter between the FMC and MMC

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