I have to get good sleep and do so much shit but all I want to do is watch nature specials about incredible animal journeys

I am in a bad mood and my tummy hurts!!

For those of you quiet quitting Meta social media platforms may I suggest scrolling through venmo and finding out which couples you know venmo each other back and forth

Is this headache from the barometric pressure changes caused by snow or by the existential panic and dread that have filled my head and occupied every waking thought since I woke today? We'll never know

My doctor is so horny for my bloodwork. But it's like why are you so obsessed with me? If you wanna know about my guts, just ask.

If you suprise me, I'll leave. I don't care if we are in my house or the only place to go is the ocean. I simply won't stay and be hurt like that.

Feeling very intimidated by a first post here so just Hi I guess 👋👋