Sarah
@trashroast.bsky.social
I think some of the reason college feels like a fever dream is because they would frequently have events like “exotic animal exhibit” or “farm animal petting zoo”
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I think some of the reason college feels like a fever dream is because they would frequently have events like “exotic animal exhibit” or “farm animal petting zoo”
Baseball will save me
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Baseball will save me
@camptrashband.bsky.social made one of the funnest songs I’ve heard in the last few years and you should hear it too.
Friendship America by Camp Trash on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 2:21
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February 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
@camptrashband.bsky.social made one of the funnest songs I’ve heard in the last few years and you should hear it too.
The problem with Jane Eyre (book) is that Rochester suuuucks.
The problem with Jane Eyre (movies) is that they’re never spooky enough and also Rochester suuuucks.
The problem with Jane Eyre (movies) is that they’re never spooky enough and also Rochester suuuucks.
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The problem with Jane Eyre (book) is that Rochester suuuucks.
The problem with Jane Eyre (movies) is that they’re never spooky enough and also Rochester suuuucks.
The problem with Jane Eyre (movies) is that they’re never spooky enough and also Rochester suuuucks.
The single origin whole bean coffee from Aldi is actually pretty good if you like quality coffee but want to spend half the price of the cheapest bags at your local coffee shop.
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The single origin whole bean coffee from Aldi is actually pretty good if you like quality coffee but want to spend half the price of the cheapest bags at your local coffee shop.
New Slang started playing and now I’m having an existential crisis
February 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
New Slang started playing and now I’m having an existential crisis
This is a dinner account now, here’s 30 enchiladas.
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This is a dinner account now, here’s 30 enchiladas.
There’s exactly one reason I’m still on Facebook and it’s for Marketplace. Never disappoints.
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
There’s exactly one reason I’m still on Facebook and it’s for Marketplace. Never disappoints.
Unfortunately my dog has started eating her own shit.
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Unfortunately my dog has started eating her own shit.
My mom asked me what MILF meant today so that was a good conversation
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 AM
My mom asked me what MILF meant today so that was a good conversation
Embalm me with my hands out so I can hold a bowl of chex mix in my casket and give you a lil snack on the way through the line.
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Embalm me with my hands out so I can hold a bowl of chex mix in my casket and give you a lil snack on the way through the line.
You know how it feels when you say something weird and you know it was weird and you think about it every day forever? Well that has happened about once a day for close to a week and I’m going to hide from humans now.
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
You know how it feels when you say something weird and you know it was weird and you think about it every day forever? Well that has happened about once a day for close to a week and I’m going to hide from humans now.
Chocolate cake, strawberry frosting, ganache filling. I don’t know how to decorate cakes but this is fine.
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Chocolate cake, strawberry frosting, ganache filling. I don’t know how to decorate cakes but this is fine.
Escaping the horrors of this life on Tubi.
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Escaping the horrors of this life on Tubi.
1995 was a great year for every movie I love.
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM
1995 was a great year for every movie I love.
A few years ago NYT cooking made their deviled egg recipe subscription only but it would flash up the recipe really quick before asking you to subscribe so I screenshot the recipe and printed it on a shirt, now it’s free forever.
One thing I’m very bad at is designing tshirts online but I won’t let that stop me.
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 AM
A few years ago NYT cooking made their deviled egg recipe subscription only but it would flash up the recipe really quick before asking you to subscribe so I screenshot the recipe and printed it on a shirt, now it’s free forever.
Telling my local barista to listen to mewithoutyou
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Telling my local barista to listen to mewithoutyou
I envy no one except for that guy on Instagram who posts about every bean and cheese burrito he eats
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I envy no one except for that guy on Instagram who posts about every bean and cheese burrito he eats
Oh shiiiit it’s casserole night
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Oh shiiiit it’s casserole night
Being perceived feels so embarrassing. Everyone forget I exist real quick.
January 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Being perceived feels so embarrassing. Everyone forget I exist real quick.
Sabrina (1995) except she stays in Paris with the unproblematic French guy and the movie ends
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Sabrina (1995) except she stays in Paris with the unproblematic French guy and the movie ends
One thing I’m very bad at is designing tshirts online but I won’t let that stop me.
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
One thing I’m very bad at is designing tshirts online but I won’t let that stop me.
Watching the kid’s choice for movie night, Baby’s Day Out. Total hijinks, absolutely insane movie. Five stars.
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Watching the kid’s choice for movie night, Baby’s Day Out. Total hijinks, absolutely insane movie. Five stars.