In a bold move of radical inclusivity, NASA announced today the introduction of unma'amed spacecraft.
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In a bold move of radical inclusivity, NASA announced today the introduction of unma'amed spacecraft.
GIRL stands for Goku In Real Life
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
GIRL stands for Goku In Real Life
Inner mitten fasting.
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Inner mitten fasting.
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thanks bsky and specifically @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social for making my brain react to hearing "he was taken to a Hamburg hospital" and immediately thinking "ah yes, where they help the hamburgers"
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
thanks bsky and specifically @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social for making my brain react to hearing "he was taken to a Hamburg hospital" and immediately thinking "ah yes, where they help the hamburgers"
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I've been nominated for the FIFA prize for lurking online.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I've been nominated for the FIFA prize for lurking online.
This chuck e cheese just awarded me an honorary doctorate in astrophysics.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This chuck e cheese just awarded me an honorary doctorate in astrophysics.
Buying a new car and a pterodactyl immediately takes a shit on it and caves the roof in down to the cupholder.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Buying a new car and a pterodactyl immediately takes a shit on it and caves the roof in down to the cupholder.
I like when youre trying to figure out who was that guy in that movie and IMDB is like, "here is a picture of their withered husk 70 years later, does that help?"
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I like when youre trying to figure out who was that guy in that movie and IMDB is like, "here is a picture of their withered husk 70 years later, does that help?"
Colonel Chicken and Major Gravy would be fantastic nicknames for a pair of dogs.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Colonel Chicken and Major Gravy would be fantastic nicknames for a pair of dogs.
General Gorge Patent
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
General Gorge Patent
A family of lions with a sign on the wall that says, "Eat Prey, Love"
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A family of lions with a sign on the wall that says, "Eat Prey, Love"
*firing a swiss pistol omce owned by clark gable* Look! It's a smoking Sig of Rhett.
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
*firing a swiss pistol omce owned by clark gable* Look! It's a smoking Sig of Rhett.
General George Armstrong Cluster
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
General George Armstrong Cluster
Doordashing from a place I can open the window and touch.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Doordashing from a place I can open the window and touch.
Watching a utuber that keeps calling it the Civilian Conservation Corpse.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Watching a utuber that keeps calling it the Civilian Conservation Corpse.