Travis Clark
@travisclark.bsky.social
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It's just always Thunderdome.
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In case you were wondering, the best time to go to Costco is never.
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Last night while looking at different houses all decorated for Halloween my wife asked me probably one of my favorite questions of all time:

"Is that a sock with hands?"

It was a ghost but it will now and forever always be a sock with hands to me.
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"Yeah, I'm pretty active in the Nard Core scene."

- me after going to one show at the Oxnard Elk's Lodge.
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Ask your doctor if Maybe Try Shutting The Fuck Up About It is right for you.
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No, Nobel Peace Prize is the name of the doctor, Nobel Peace Prize’s monster is the name of his creation.
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If I were a drinking man tonight would be an all timer.
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That sounds disgusting.
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I think it was @jasonv.bsky.social that told me I just need to get to 400 followers on here and then I’m guaranteed to go viral with every post. T minus 1 follower to go.
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Last night I stood next to a woman who was wearing a perfume that smelled like cinnamon rolls. It was confusing because I kept wondering where the fresh cinnamon rolls were.
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Moshing is just line dancing for clumsy people.
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It’s like I always say, “Aloha Anal”
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I'm buzzzz, totally, buzzzz, fine buzzzzzzzz
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Not yet but I do have a bruise from it which is weird.
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I was raised in the Southern tradition of not talking about yourself so that you don't come across as arrogant
or bragging. It's taken DECADES but I'm finally finding the strength to say "fuck that." I had an amazing VO session this AM where I got to direct a big named actor and I did a great job.
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It hurts for sure but at least this bee sting wasn't as bad as little me remembered. Also I was 2 miles into a very steep hike and everything was hurting at that point.
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Don't jinx me!!!!! 😱
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I got stung by a bee when I was 6 years old. I've been terrified of bees ever since but I haven't been stung again for almost 45 years. Until this past Saturday.
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I wish. There is an abandoned highway you have to walk on but no slide.
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I made it up and back in time. Just under 11 miles in just over 4 hours.
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Fuck it. Late afternoon 10 mile hike. Let’s see if I make it back before sundown.
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Black is interesting too. It doesn’t stay black.