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Independent crime news and opinion writer since the year 2000 at http://realcrime.net.

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Guns are still a coward's weapon
New Song: “Everybody’s Got a Perineum”

So the other night I came up with a kids' song called "Everybody's Got a Perineum." It goes a little something like this... 🎶Everybody's got a perineum It's a line that goes from front to back It starts out at your genitalia And doesn't end until it hits your…
New Song: “Everybody’s Got a Perineum”
So the other night I came up with a kids' song called "Everybody's Got a Perineum." It goes a little something like this... 🎶Everybody's got a perineum It's a line that goes from front to back It starts out at your genitalia And doesn't end until it hits your crack🎶 🎶Everybody's got a perineumIt's a line that goes from back to frontIt's the street that drives out of your sphincterAnd the interstate that leads to your....🎶 And then I can't think of anything that rhymes.
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December 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The legend has returned. All is right with the world...sort of.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_lN...

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REGGAE SHARK SAVES CHRISTMAS
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December 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hi.

I just wanted to remind everybody that today I wrote about 4 different US school shootings, with 3 happening in just the past week.

This should not be a thing.
I should not be a thing.
Yet, here we are.

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December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Here's a headline I never thought I'd see.

Uvalde school district police chief, officer indicted for tampering in feces package case news4sanantonio.com/news/local/u...
Uvalde school district police chief, officer indicted for tampering in feces package case
A former Uvalde School District Police Chief and one of his officers have been indicted, facing charges of evidence tampering.
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November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM