damb nothin changes
Conservatives be all “KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE” until it’s one of their own then it’s “PLATFORM YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE”
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
damb nothin changes
1 me vs 100 my nervous system
May 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
1 me vs 100 my nervous system
Bong rip in the mega church call me Bowl Osteen
May 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Bong rip in the mega church call me Bowl Osteen
dudes can imagine 100 of them beating up a gorilla but they can’t imagine an end to capitalism
May 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
dudes can imagine 100 of them beating up a gorilla but they can’t imagine an end to capitalism
I’m tired of identifying 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, 3 things i can hear, 2 things i can smell, and 1 thing i can taste, grandpa
April 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m tired of identifying 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, 3 things i can hear, 2 things i can smell, and 1 thing i can taste, grandpa
I hope the New Pope™️ gets a normal ass name like Pope Jeff
April 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I hope the New Pope™️ gets a normal ass name like Pope Jeff
weed should be legal for everybody except boomers
April 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
weed should be legal for everybody except boomers
The existence of a Mannequin Pussy implies the existence of a Mannequin Penis
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The existence of a Mannequin Pussy implies the existence of a Mannequin Penis
“The thing about depression and anxiety is that it’s all in your head” yeah well the thing about shit and poop is it’s all in your butt, shut the fuck up
April 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“The thing about depression and anxiety is that it’s all in your head” yeah well the thing about shit and poop is it’s all in your butt, shut the fuck up
so tired of “it is what it is” discourse like yeah ok bitch but what if it was what it isn’t
March 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
so tired of “it is what it is” discourse like yeah ok bitch but what if it was what it isn’t
“put your phone down at concerts! You’re supposed to live in the moment” motherfucker I am trying to learn what the guitar player is playing because it’s a fuckin cool ass riff
March 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
“put your phone down at concerts! You’re supposed to live in the moment” motherfucker I am trying to learn what the guitar player is playing because it’s a fuckin cool ass riff
used to play elder scrolls now I am the elder who scrolls
March 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
used to play elder scrolls now I am the elder who scrolls
“Those energy drinks are going to give you a kidney stone” have u considered I want my kidneys to be stoned
March 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Those energy drinks are going to give you a kidney stone” have u considered I want my kidneys to be stoned
Normalize saying “that ain’t for me” and being real annoying about it
March 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Normalize saying “that ain’t for me” and being real annoying about it
The existence of a metta world peace implies the existence of a metta world war
March 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The existence of a metta world peace implies the existence of a metta world war
I don’t want a “career” I don’t want “the bag” I want to be “medically induced” into a “coma”
March 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I don’t want a “career” I don’t want “the bag” I want to be “medically induced” into a “coma”
yeah we’re all fucked and the world’s on fire but my cat does this thing where he’ll meow but then he’ll yawn mid-meow so it stretches out the meow like he’s a singer in a heavy metal band doing falsettos and that temporarily gives me the good brain chemicals
March 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
yeah we’re all fucked and the world’s on fire but my cat does this thing where he’ll meow but then he’ll yawn mid-meow so it stretches out the meow like he’s a singer in a heavy metal band doing falsettos and that temporarily gives me the good brain chemicals
“You’re pretty hit or miss” yeah I hit this blunt and I miss my homies
February 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
“You’re pretty hit or miss” yeah I hit this blunt and I miss my homies
Fucked up how Ozzy released No More Tears in 1991 but there have in fact been many more tears since then
February 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Fucked up how Ozzy released No More Tears in 1991 but there have in fact been many more tears since then
People who hate cats be like “you have a box of shit in your house” meanwhile they let their dog that eats their own shit lick their face with their tongue that has shit particles all over it, it’s a real shit-eat-shit world and none of us are free from shit
February 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
People who hate cats be like “you have a box of shit in your house” meanwhile they let their dog that eats their own shit lick their face with their tongue that has shit particles all over it, it’s a real shit-eat-shit world and none of us are free from shit
“Go watch Civil War” bro I don’t care how bad shit gets I am not watching an A24 movie
February 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
“Go watch Civil War” bro I don’t care how bad shit gets I am not watching an A24 movie
hmmm I think I will smoke some weed and watch some professional wr*stling
February 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
hmmm I think I will smoke some weed and watch some professional wr*stling
Big Skyrim tip: if you attack the chickens over and over again you are eventually rewarded with a fantastic secret prize
February 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Big Skyrim tip: if you attack the chickens over and over again you are eventually rewarded with a fantastic secret prize
me soon as the RSO gummy I took hit
despite everything, the world is beautiful
February 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
me soon as the RSO gummy I took hit