Patrick
@trickvro.bsky.social
he/him/his
Please let me know how you stumbled upon me. It will be very valuable information for my marketing department.
Portland, OR
Please let me know how you stumbled upon me. It will be very valuable information for my marketing department.
Portland, OR
I hope you enjoyed your Tuesday morning, because they're getting ready to tear them down. There won't be any more Tuesday mornings.
January 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I hope you enjoyed your Tuesday morning, because they're getting ready to tear them down. There won't be any more Tuesday mornings.
"I like your car!"
"RANK ROO!"
"RANK ROO!"
January 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
"I like your car!"
"RANK ROO!"
"RANK ROO!"
At this rate, someday, we're going to forget what "balmy" actually means, and it's just going to become another synonym for "cold".
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
At this rate, someday, we're going to forget what "balmy" actually means, and it's just going to become another synonym for "cold".
"What should we call our new non-alcoholic cocktail brand?"
"Oh! I know! How about Phony Negroni?"
"Damn it that's brilliant, and couldn't possibly have any unforeseen cringe-worthy problems whatsoever. Full steam ahead!"
"Oh! I know! How about Phony Negroni?"
"Damn it that's brilliant, and couldn't possibly have any unforeseen cringe-worthy problems whatsoever. Full steam ahead!"
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
"What should we call our new non-alcoholic cocktail brand?"
"Oh! I know! How about Phony Negroni?"
"Damn it that's brilliant, and couldn't possibly have any unforeseen cringe-worthy problems whatsoever. Full steam ahead!"
"Oh! I know! How about Phony Negroni?"
"Damn it that's brilliant, and couldn't possibly have any unforeseen cringe-worthy problems whatsoever. Full steam ahead!"
I keep coming back to this song lately. It has a really simple, beautiful melancholy.
Don't Know Why
YouTube video by Norah Jones - Topic
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I keep coming back to this song lately. It has a really simple, beautiful melancholy.
It'll be fiiiiiiiiiine.
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It'll be fiiiiiiiiiine.
There needs to be a massive cultural shift that makes employers stop forcing their customer service people to be bubbly and saccharine and supernaturally personable. Only entitled Boomers enjoy that. It makes the rest of us feel super uncomfortable.
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
There needs to be a massive cultural shift that makes employers stop forcing their customer service people to be bubbly and saccharine and supernaturally personable. Only entitled Boomers enjoy that. It makes the rest of us feel super uncomfortable.
What up, moose munch!
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What up, moose munch!
Aren't we jumping the gun by a few centuries?
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Aren't we jumping the gun by a few centuries?
The visual contrast here was appealing. I really love fall.
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The visual contrast here was appealing. I really love fall.
What's with that style of subtitles I've been seeing on videos lately, where each word pops into and out of existence individually as it's uttered in real time? Is that a TikTok trend? Subtitles are supposed to be an accessibility feature, but those look horrifically inaccessible.
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What's with that style of subtitles I've been seeing on videos lately, where each word pops into and out of existence individually as it's uttered in real time? Is that a TikTok trend? Subtitles are supposed to be an accessibility feature, but those look horrifically inaccessible.
Live footage of me hanging in there.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Live footage of me hanging in there.
Heads up: If you get an unexpected "Delivery Status Notification (Failure)" email, it's a phishing attempt. Don't open it. Don't download any attachments. Don't click any links inside. Just delete it. Read this article to learn more.
That Gmail Delivery Status Notification Is Probably a Scam
If you are getting delivery failure messages in your Gmail inbox, don't engage with them. Scammers are using mailer-daemon spam to spread malicious links.
lifehacker.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Heads up: If you get an unexpected "Delivery Status Notification (Failure)" email, it's a phishing attempt. Don't open it. Don't download any attachments. Don't click any links inside. Just delete it. Read this article to learn more.
Would you listen to this album?
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Would you listen to this album?
A member of Congress just stole my shopping cart. How's *your* day going?
September 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A member of Congress just stole my shopping cart. How's *your* day going?
When deejaying isn't paying the bills and you decide to just give up and go live on a farm... but a very small part of you holds onto the dream.
September 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When deejaying isn't paying the bills and you decide to just give up and go live on a farm... but a very small part of you holds onto the dream.
I haven't used Facebook in almost a year. You know what I really miss about it? Tag groups. It was so fun spending time in shitposting Facebook groups, tagging funny tag groups in the comments and finding all the other wacky tag groups other people were finding.
September 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I haven't used Facebook in almost a year. You know what I really miss about it? Tag groups. It was so fun spending time in shitposting Facebook groups, tagging funny tag groups in the comments and finding all the other wacky tag groups other people were finding.
This morning, I was reminded that we live in a world where the word "Comirnaty" exists, and just... You ever have one of those days?
September 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This morning, I was reminded that we live in a world where the word "Comirnaty" exists, and just... You ever have one of those days?
More pics from that camping trip! Milking it for all it's worth at this point. 😂 After a brief detour into BC, I came back across the border and went to Spokane. Camped the night on top of Mount Spokane, which had some gorgeous views.
September 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
More pics from that camping trip! Milking it for all it's worth at this point. 😂 After a brief detour into BC, I came back across the border and went to Spokane. Camped the night on top of Mount Spokane, which had some gorgeous views.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
September 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
I want to know which suit decided it was a good idea to train call center employees to answer the phone with "to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?" I promise that no ties will be fed into any wringers. I just want to have a word with them.
September 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I want to know which suit decided it was a good idea to train call center employees to answer the phone with "to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?" I promise that no ties will be fed into any wringers. I just want to have a word with them.
Make sure you upgrade to the latest version of English for maximum security.
September 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Make sure you upgrade to the latest version of English for maximum security.
On my camping trip through eastern Washington and neighboring areas, I stopped for a few minutes in Greenwood, BC. I happened to notice this memorial that they very recently built, commemorating the Japanese Canadians who were forced to relocate to Greenwood during WWII.
August 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
On my camping trip through eastern Washington and neighboring areas, I stopped for a few minutes in Greenwood, BC. I happened to notice this memorial that they very recently built, commemorating the Japanese Canadians who were forced to relocate to Greenwood during WWII.
There are so many funny people out there putting funny stuff on Bluesky, and the best I can come up with is, "Heh, you know why they call it 'sewing'? Because it's sew tedious! 😂 Thank you, I'll be here all week!"
August 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
There are so many funny people out there putting funny stuff on Bluesky, and the best I can come up with is, "Heh, you know why they call it 'sewing'? Because it's sew tedious! 😂 Thank you, I'll be here all week!"
All of my previous visits to Canada have been to Vancouver specifically, or at least would take me through Vancouver. I always make sure I have at least one helping of poutine at a place in Davie Village. This time around, this stop in Osoyoos had to do. 🤷♂️ It was alright though.
August 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
All of my previous visits to Canada have been to Vancouver specifically, or at least would take me through Vancouver. I always make sure I have at least one helping of poutine at a place in Davie Village. This time around, this stop in Osoyoos had to do. 🤷♂️ It was alright though.