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Trident Rose
@tridentrose.bsky.social
My online nook where I can spout whatever comes to mind, be it Jekyll or Hyde in nature.

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People think we live in 1984, we live in a time much worse. They have the 1 party while we have the S&P 500. What is 1 compared to 500? "But the 1 has no enemies." What happens, then, when the 500 ally to stop the 501st? That is the time we live in now.
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 PM
In Switzerland, the way heroin addiction is treated is by giving the victim free access to clean heroin in a controlled environment to wean them off safety. This has been proven to not only work, but to work well. Now, here me out. Why don't we just install car racing arcade machines in bars?
January 24, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Eating ass isn't hot because it's taboo, eating ass is hot because it's recycling.
January 24, 2026 at 12:33 AM
> "This Minecraft mod improves mechanic functionalities."
> Looks Inside
> Stardew Valley Mechanics
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I was having a good day, but then I remembered I'm a Hazbin Hotel fan.
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I put cinnamon in coconut yogurt and I think I like men now.
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
To oppose competition is to fear progress.
January 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I'm finally understanding why there are people attracted to Mettaton.
January 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
If you ever feel stupid, just remember that there are people that watch The Jerry Springer Show sincerely.
January 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Using a loaf of bread as a chew toy right now.
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
When did Jason Derulo become a black dude?
January 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The good news is we still have centuries worth of coal to burn.
The bad news is we still have centuries worth of coal to burn.
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Queen Deltaruna x Glados toxic yuri
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I had a dream where I biked from Florida to New Jersey only yelling "tortilla" at people.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Werewolves really be like "sorry, it's my time of the month" and then eat a child.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The scariest thing in Minecraft isn't the mobs or the environment or even the cave sounds, it's the sound a tool makes when it unexpectedly breaks.
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
In a past life, I was a castrato.
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I've learned that if I see a name/character online that I don't know, there is a 30% chance at least it's from Warhammer regardless of context.
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Pet Peeve: When someone who wrote a comment under a video edits it to thank everyone for how many likes they got.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I wish I had the confidence of the Duffer brothers to do interviews after the finale.
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
We should [give flowers to] Katie Scott, she deserves it.
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I've never said this before and it's probably the worst year to say but I think 2026 is going to be my year.
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I can't wait for my computer to work again, I haven't played a game that makes me want to kill myself in two weeks.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I have that square root Judaism in me.
December 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So many countries overthrew their governments this year I legitimately lost track of what was happening where.
December 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM