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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody

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Pᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ ɪɴ ᴀɴ X-Wɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟᴏᴡ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ? ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ ᴹᴰᴺᴵ ²¹⁺ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝖽 𝘣𝘆: #𝘏𝖺𝖽𝗲𝙨

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Aug 27

Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ, ɴᴏᴡ sᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀs ᴀ Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Rᴇsɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴡᴀs ʙᴏʀɴ ᴏɴ Yᴀᴠɪɴ 4 ᴛᴏ Kᴇs Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ Sʜᴀʀᴀ Bᴇʏ, ᴠᴇᴛᴇʀᴀɴs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Rᴇʙᴇʟʟɪᴏɴ. Fʀᴏᴍ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sᴛᴇᴇᴘᴇᴅ ɪɴ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ᴏғ ғʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀᴄʀɪғɪᴄᴇ, sʜᴀᴘɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴀs ᴀ ᴘɪʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴊᴜsᴛɪᴄᴇ. Gɪғᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴄᴋᴘɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · 19d

"What a flirt. I'm still holding for Hugs."

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · 22d

|| HELP 😂😭

WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN...

It would implode the interwebs.

#oneofus

a group of people are standing around a man who says " we 're not alone "

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · 27d

"General Hugs?"

@armiexhux.bsky.social

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ＭｏｏｎＫｎｉｇｈｔ | Parody @farisalqamar.bsky.social · Nov 21

"Ѕoмe people ѕυrvιve cнaoѕ, and тнaт ιѕ нow тнey grow. And ѕoмe people тнrιve ιn cнaoѕ вecaυѕe cнaoѕ ιѕ all тнey ĸnow."

~ 21+ #SmutlessRP
~ #Marvel #MoonKnight
~ MV/Selectively MS

Penned by #Scripturient

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed .

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Chancellor Hux @armiexhux.bsky.social · Oct 18

“In the future, there will be a terrible cost to all that we’ve left undone.”

• Migrated from Twitter
• General Hux
• RP
• 21+

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 3

| I tried to organize these in an edit, but the patience fairy didn't visit lately.

They're so Poe and Zorii...

Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

[His socks match her dress 🥹

Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

@hisspacecowgirl.bsky.social

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

Poe gives Zorii a lopsided smile as she slips her arm inside his.

"I'd like both, Miss Demeanor."

He teases her gently as he leads her to their table, lit only by the city below.

"Thank you for coming. I know it wasn't easy for you."

Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

His confidence in himself had grown, especially the last few years.

"Maybe you should lock me up, in that case."

His voice sultry but obviously playful.

Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

Poe loved watching her face light up, knowing he's taken the right direction.

He chuckles at her comment, meeting her eyes.

Zorii was devastatingly gorgeous. Poe never felt he was quite on the level with her. She was in the stratosphere.

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

"I should have brought him along as a mediator."

Poe laughs now feeling things were on the up tick.

He remembers the flowers that he brought for her- Star-Gazer Lilys, of course.

"You look amazing tonight."

Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

“I’d like to meet you all over again. Get to know you all over again. Fall in love all over again.”

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

“I meant the good parts. The way you always make me feel, even to this day.”

Poe knew they werent the same people they were when they parted over ten years ago. He quite obviously wasnt, as he was now a General in the Resistance.

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

His eyes close under her soft touch, soothing him instantly. She’d always had that affect on him. It was one of many reasons, he felt they belonged together.

Poe takes a breath then meets her eyes again.

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

He gave orders everyday on the fly, facing down danger but his mind couldnt grip a single coherent thought.

“Im sorry.”

Way to play it cool, Dameron.

Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

Poe opened his mouth to tell Zorii how beautiful she looked, but her rebuke made his face fall. The flowers he was holding for her behind his back fell by his side.

He’d been tortured by the New Order, but even that didnt match the pain in his chest.

“I-”

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Aug 31

so long.

He stepped forward, offering his hand with a smile that carried more hope than he dared admit.

“It’s been a lifetime since we had this… since us,” he said gently.

“Tonight, I just want it to feel like we never lost it.”

Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Aug 31

As he waited, jacket straightened and heart pounding harder than any X-wing engine, Poe kept rehearsing what he might say. But the moment Zorii stepped into the light, all the practiced words scattered. His breath caught, and his chest ached with the truth of just seeing her here, now, after

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Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ/parody @triggerhappyflyboy.bsky.social · Aug 31

Short starter for @hisspacecowgirl.bsky.social

A Second Chance?

Poe had chosen the highest terrace he could find, where the Coruscant skyline stretched out like a galaxy of its own—lights flickering like stars, speeders darting by like comets in the distance.
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