lemonlemonlemon
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I'll be honest. A chicken parm sounds good right now.
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'll be honest. A chicken parm sounds good right now.
trying to come up with a pun for "disease" that will make the skater kids go "sick"
I'm assuming they still say that.
I'm assuming they still say that.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
trying to come up with a pun for "disease" that will make the skater kids go "sick"
I'm assuming they still say that.
I'm assuming they still say that.
Cleaning one window a day because I've got a bad flu.
Didn't think this was gonna be something inspirational did you?
Didn't think this was gonna be something inspirational did you?
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Cleaning one window a day because I've got a bad flu.
Didn't think this was gonna be something inspirational did you?
Didn't think this was gonna be something inspirational did you?
I don't know who needs to hear it today, but it's perfectly legal to make funny faces at people. They can't stop you.
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I don't know who needs to hear it today, but it's perfectly legal to make funny faces at people. They can't stop you.
Giving incredibly verbose answers when asked the time or date to help any passing time travelers.
April 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Giving incredibly verbose answers when asked the time or date to help any passing time travelers.
I hate today's weather, just warm enough the heat doesn't come on and just cold enough the A/C doesn't turn on
March 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I hate today's weather, just warm enough the heat doesn't come on and just cold enough the A/C doesn't turn on
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Surface tension shenanigans
February 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Surface tension shenanigans
This duck came running up happy to see me sitting on a bench, then when it realized I didn't have food it pooped and ran off
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This duck came running up happy to see me sitting on a bench, then when it realized I didn't have food it pooped and ran off
Feeling lazy today, so using a fork instead of chopsticks to eat my ramen.
January 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Feeling lazy today, so using a fork instead of chopsticks to eat my ramen.
Thank goodness cats can't talk, cause mine would only ever complain I don't feed her. (She gets fed on a regular schedule that hasn't changed in the entire time I've had her.)
December 12, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Thank goodness cats can't talk, cause mine would only ever complain I don't feed her. (She gets fed on a regular schedule that hasn't changed in the entire time I've had her.)
I ate the lasagna now the lasagna is trying to eat me.
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I ate the lasagna now the lasagna is trying to eat me.
Colapinto the madlad actually went and did the funniest thing possible.
Joke aside, not a pleasant feeling watching a crash that bad. Vegas once again demanded wreckage for the weekend. #F1
Joke aside, not a pleasant feeling watching a crash that bad. Vegas once again demanded wreckage for the weekend. #F1
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Colapinto the madlad actually went and did the funniest thing possible.
Joke aside, not a pleasant feeling watching a crash that bad. Vegas once again demanded wreckage for the weekend. #F1
Joke aside, not a pleasant feeling watching a crash that bad. Vegas once again demanded wreckage for the weekend. #F1
Listen, I'm working on a project. We don't need to quibble about whether or not it's the one I'm supposed to be working on.
November 23, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Listen, I'm working on a project. We don't need to quibble about whether or not it's the one I'm supposed to be working on.
No no no, I want cold weather when I go camping in a couple weeks not this weekend. Someone change it back already.
November 22, 2024 at 1:08 PM
No no no, I want cold weather when I go camping in a couple weeks not this weekend. Someone change it back already.
#ss14 is having a whole elaborate plan to wage war against NucOps only for everyone to die cause all the engineers enlisted and no one kept the power source from going critical.
November 14, 2024 at 11:32 PM
#ss14 is having a whole elaborate plan to wage war against NucOps only for everyone to die cause all the engineers enlisted and no one kept the power source from going critical.
I've run out of my favorite coffee. This is terrible.
November 7, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I've run out of my favorite coffee. This is terrible.
At what point should my morning coffee turn into a caffeine pill?
November 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
At what point should my morning coffee turn into a caffeine pill?
Whenever I lotion my legs my cat comes up and starts licking it off me. Am I hydrating my skin or lubricating her bowels?
November 3, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Whenever I lotion my legs my cat comes up and starts licking it off me. Am I hydrating my skin or lubricating her bowels?
Hello Daylight Savings Time, goodbye Daylight Losings Time
November 3, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Hello Daylight Savings Time, goodbye Daylight Losings Time
There's something about downing caffeine on 3 hours of sleep that makes the absolute gibberish sleep deprived me comes up with seem like art.
November 2, 2024 at 1:24 PM
There's something about downing caffeine on 3 hours of sleep that makes the absolute gibberish sleep deprived me comes up with seem like art.