Author | Lightnews

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 21h

Hmart is fantastic. There’s one on my walk in Portland and before I sadly developed a gluten intolerance, I discovered the greatest convenience store style I cream treat.

The Futaba Dandy. Dark chocolate ice cream between dark chocolate dense wafers, surrounded by a chocolate… egg crate shell?

1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 1d

At least the school from Clueless

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 1d

I saw one with like 5 roof rack cross bars this morning. All at a perfect sliding off angle

3

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 1d

Look who waddled into this coffee shop

4

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 1d

We need this. His self-incriminating PTFO interviews would put Mark Cuban to shame.

1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 1d

At this stage of car culture it’s a reasonable play for being America’s team

2

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 2d

I’d really like to have seen it on HI-MUSE laserdisc in the early 90s. That would have broken my brain

1 1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 2d

They find a 70mm negative but it’s just the Eric Stoltz footage

1 2

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 2d

Wait. My mind just misread that acronym

1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 2d

Isn’t it shot horizontally on 35mm? So it’s at least more image

1 1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 2d

Here do some trig

1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 2d

That was the close game right? Did he come in because the other guy got hit in the face?

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 2d

Watching this show for the first time on New Year’s Eve 2018 with our 8 month old eating Cheerios on my lap is the coziest experience I’ve ever had.

4

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 3d

Thumbong us

1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 3d

Born in Arkansas!?I figured he really was British since he also was on The Nanny

1 1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 3d

Is this an scp thing?

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 3d

Well the search results for that are like, “psst. Hey man. You wanna see what this rabbit just jumped down?”

4

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 3d

Realizing Trump might think Lincoln really is the statue in the memorial

1 6

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 3d

The “and his wife” clip I just watched made my jaw drop

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 3d

Threads: the annoyingly cropped instagram post that tricks you into entering hell

1 8

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 4d

Scrolling down I got to a podcast with Klippenstein… ah.

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 4d

That’s right! I remember! Now everything is illuminated

1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 4d

@brooklynmarie.bsky.social I believe we once talked about Gogol Bordello on here. While waiting for the last episode of Peacemaker the other week, I watched all of Creature Commandos which I enjoyed a lot, and you might be interested to know Gogol Bordello appears and performs in animated form!

Cartoon version of the guy from Gogol Bordello and the creature commandos

1 2

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 4d

On the 538 podcast his personality was comprised mainly of drinking diet mug (or A&W?) and liking winter storm forecasts

1

Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 4d

I loved her show!

1