Tristen Taylor
tristentaylor.bsky.social
Tristen Taylor
@tristentaylor.bsky.social
South African journalist and photographer.

Stephan Aucamp is a bastard.
I was being sarcastic. Sigh.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Even though @boerewoes.bsky.social has subscribed to Red Line, we will power past that impediment and continue to report on the truth. Capitalism, war and plain nihilism continue to drive the 6th Extinction. Pangolins are on the front line.

The Pangolin Issue
open.substack.com/pub/redlinec...
The Pangolin Issue
Nigeria cracks down on the trade in the world’s most trafficked animal
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ignore him. He does what a bastard does, be a bastard. Was, is and always will be a bastard.
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Err, not me. Check your prescription mate
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Joburg, about 1400km from where Stephan is ;)
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Well that made my day. Love your commute :)
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Reposted by Tristen Taylor
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sebokeng. Working. Not forcing students to say "Tristen Taylor is a bastard" with the threat of having your AI marking tool fail their AI essays.

Happy Thursday!!!! Hugs!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The dark side is strong in you.
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Good morning @lilliansinead.bsky.social

Chocolate yogurt..worse than Hawaiian pizza drizzled in rancid goat fat.

Stephan, you must have sneaked it in. Will post it back to you. No problem.

#goodmorningstephanaucamp
#stephanaucampisabastard
@boerewoes.bsky.social @butterscotchpines.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Welcome back! And don't mind Stephan!
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Stephan, your obsession with a dairy product is understandable. Obvious chronic malnutrition. You should seek medical attention urgently. Either that or start drinking milk punches
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Bastard
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Denigrate?! Never. I understand you, have seen the bottom of your soul and discovered you are not a dirty rotten bastard. Just a bastard. Happy rugby day!
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
@lilliansinead.bsky.social In my unfortunately very long experience with following Stephan, best to avoid the disappointment of expecting logic. Just kinda of roll with it, the grunting makes partial sense after a while and you'll come to realise that deep down he's a simple, well-meaning bastard.
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM