Gentle lords & ladies, men, women, neither, both, & other, all beings of flesh & bone, fall on your knees & REPENT.

I. Have. Been. MISGENDERED.

Please re-pledge your undying allegiance to HER Majesty, HER Royal Highness, Layer of 18 (infertile) Eggs, #TrogdorTheBurninator! (Or Trogdora?) 😂🐉🧡

What is #PrincessTeela thinking?

“Just relaxing in my orthopedic bed. Oh, you don’t have one? Peasants.” -#QueenTamale 👑🦎🤎

Does anyone have any questions for #MissTangieTheBigBootyGecko? 🦎🧡

“Do you want to play a game?” #TrogdorTheBurninator 🧡🐉

Making friendship bracelets to watch WWE this weekend! #FriendshipBraceletFriday #TrogdorTheBurninator #WWESmackdown #WWEMainEvent

Here is one of my furry friends, #XeroxTheCopyCat. It might take a minute to find him - he is hiding in the box. #TrogdorTheBurninator
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Friday could not come soon enough. My pet hooman is acting CRAZY. #TrogdorTheBurninator 🐉🧡

“Happy Hump Day to everyone except these stupid birds.” #TrogdorTheBurninator
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“Good day, peasants.” #TrogdorTheBurninator
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Meet #MissTangie! Tangie was here long before me. Her rescue hooman is the largest skin child, #TheSonya. Please send good thoughts Tangie’s way - she is struggling with some shedding right now and going to the vet soon. She’s not as good as shedding as I am. ❤️

Meet #PrincessTeela! Teela is the newest to my house. Her rescue hooman is the husband. Tesla’s fav thing is to “yeet” herself into the air with no warning or set destination. They joke about her not having her turn with the brain cell, but . . . I don’t think she has access. She’s cool, tho.

Meet my friend, #QueenTamale! Tamale is VERY big and VERY sassy. She eats premium lean raw meat, eggs, greens, and even some fruit! My hooman should eat as well as Tamale does. (Most of Rescue Hooman’s meals come from paper bags of late.) Tamale’s rescue hooman is #ByJovie, the smallest skin child.

Hope y’all had a great Easter! 🐣🐇🥚🐉🧡