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@truckerfirespirit.bsky.social

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eli, he or maybe she, 25+ years old, local depressed alcoholic, personified midwest emo song, most annoying man on the internet 🦆im apart of a system 🔞no minors i like big sweaty fat men and milfs and will talk about it

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eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · Jul 22

pinned post i like big sweaty fat men big sweaty fat women. burping. armpits. feminization. mommy kink stuff. lactation. piss. scent/musk. dubcon. i think thats about it unless i discover something about myself
i only say morning because if it was a good morning id be fishing

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eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · 20h

anyway follow me on tumblr i cant follow people back but youll get to see my funny posts
www.tumblr.com/kichinsink?s...

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eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · 20h

ive been alive and doing shit for many days the past month i just forgot that im not a very social dude despite my immense swag and charisma so i havent been posting And now i dont get to see porn. Fuuuuuuck

eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · 20h

i stole milks email for this account so im just kinda in the void now bluesky wasnt ready for my swag and they never will be

eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · 20h

me when im eli

eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · 20h

i dont get to look at porn any more due to woke so nobody is allowed to post anything hot any more ok thanks guys

eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · 20h

Oh fuck it literally won't work. Okay. No more porn for eli. I'll go fuck myself

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eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · 20h

Oh fuck my identity is being stolen by the government

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eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · 20h

yeah give me another strawberry im not driving

eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · Sep 8

i heard shes emo now and i want to know why and i can see sweaty men while i struggle to get through that fucking world
ill do it for her and for more sweaty men

eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · Sep 8

hes a big fat man to me hes not dead hes just laying on top of me really heavily

eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · Sep 8

got so horny i misspelled fat

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eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · Sep 8

i say im not really fixated on cr any more but ive said this about 7 times only for it to come right back because i think about bspice again. hsr will win whenever they finally get a big sweaty fan m*remembers gallagher* unvvngh

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eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · Sep 8

i havent played in so long i hope i missed a big storybeat where he goes into heat

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eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · Sep 8

dan heng/imbibitor lunae im going to fuck your armpits

eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · Sep 8

im not really fixated on cr any more ive been thinking about hsr
i need this guy to bend over and show hole

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eli @truckerfirespirit.bsky.social · Sep 8

i keep fucking forgetting i have my own account im so dogshit at this

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