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Is Trump Dead Yet?
@trumpmortality.bsky.social
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Here to keep you informed of the health status of the orange sh1tgibbon, as we cross our collective fingers.
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Nov 16
I encourage all to also follow @rushhealth.bsky.social where you will be updated on the health status of the currently late, Rush Limbaugh.

You know…. JUST IN CASE
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 5d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 10d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 13d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 16d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 17d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 18d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 24d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 24d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 27d
Bloom County By Berkeley Breathed Bill The Cat Trump: My god, this is such a quality country Ronald Ann-Smith: Waddaya mean, Mr Trump? BT: My Palm Beach cottage has 118 rooms. How many rooms does your cottage have? RAS: One. But we have nine beds! Reynelda here sleeps in a soup box. BT: I have a $100 million dollar boat. Do you have a boat? RAS: When the plumbing breaks, our sofa floats! BT: I have a dream. A dream that one day I might get six points on margin for the Eiffel Tower deal… What do you dream about? RAS: Dinner BT: And imagine…in this great, quality nation, folks like you haven’t strung folks like me up by their intestines! Reynelda Doll: Yet RAS: Hush NOT YET
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 27d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 27d
Well…. No. They’re still murderers
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 27d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · 29d
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Sep 9
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Sep 8
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Sep 7
Not Yet
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Sep 4
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Sep 3
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Sep 3
You still here?
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Sep 3
Thanks 🖕
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Sep 3
I’m even internally conflicted about wishing such harm on trump, because doing so opposes my basic morals for all people.
You, on the other hand, care little for all people. In fact, your clearly stated that to do so is “clueless.”
That shows me your admiration for elements of Trump‘s mindset.
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Sep 3
You’re not “leading by example,“ unless the example is to slide down into the depths and become like Trump
Sorry, that’s not an example. I will model myself after.