Tsimagain
@tsimagain.bsky.social
UK. European. Left of Centre. Humanist. Stoic. Over-educated. Allergic to bullshit. Warning: may attempt humour.
Breaking:
Santa’s reindeer are TRANS. They adopt male names like Donner and Blitzen, but male reindeer lose their antlers in the autumn, while females keep theirs until spring.
Only one is cis -
Olive, the other reindeer.
Santa’s reindeer are TRANS. They adopt male names like Donner and Blitzen, but male reindeer lose their antlers in the autumn, while females keep theirs until spring.
Only one is cis -
Olive, the other reindeer.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Breaking:
Santa’s reindeer are TRANS. They adopt male names like Donner and Blitzen, but male reindeer lose their antlers in the autumn, while females keep theirs until spring.
Only one is cis -
Olive, the other reindeer.
Santa’s reindeer are TRANS. They adopt male names like Donner and Blitzen, but male reindeer lose their antlers in the autumn, while females keep theirs until spring.
Only one is cis -
Olive, the other reindeer.
Is he going to sail that tanker of oil to Putin to compensate him for the ones the Ukrainians disabled?
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Is he going to sail that tanker of oil to Putin to compensate him for the ones the Ukrainians disabled?
MAGAs are the premier connoisseurs of British sarcasm.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
MAGAs are the premier connoisseurs of British sarcasm.
Breaking
It's official. Collins and the Oxford English Dctionary have both confirmed “gullible” is being removed from the English dictionary as being insulting to seabirds.
It's official. Collins and the Oxford English Dctionary have both confirmed “gullible” is being removed from the English dictionary as being insulting to seabirds.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Breaking
It's official. Collins and the Oxford English Dctionary have both confirmed “gullible” is being removed from the English dictionary as being insulting to seabirds.
It's official. Collins and the Oxford English Dctionary have both confirmed “gullible” is being removed from the English dictionary as being insulting to seabirds.
I was curious so read the small print on my latest medication. It warned:
“May cause unusual alertness, euphoria, digestive calming, enhanced driving skills, deeper sleep, enhanced libido and orgasmic satiation. May inhibit lethargy and fatigue. Suitable for all ages. Do not reduce stated dose. “
“May cause unusual alertness, euphoria, digestive calming, enhanced driving skills, deeper sleep, enhanced libido and orgasmic satiation. May inhibit lethargy and fatigue. Suitable for all ages. Do not reduce stated dose. “
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I was curious so read the small print on my latest medication. It warned:
“May cause unusual alertness, euphoria, digestive calming, enhanced driving skills, deeper sleep, enhanced libido and orgasmic satiation. May inhibit lethargy and fatigue. Suitable for all ages. Do not reduce stated dose. “
“May cause unusual alertness, euphoria, digestive calming, enhanced driving skills, deeper sleep, enhanced libido and orgasmic satiation. May inhibit lethargy and fatigue. Suitable for all ages. Do not reduce stated dose. “
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Please repost if you agree that the BBC is institutionally biased in favour of Nigel Farage.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Please repost if you agree that the BBC is institutionally biased in favour of Nigel Farage.
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DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
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This account - Britain is Broken pretends to be a patriot exposing migrant violence.
It is no patriot. It is a Putin tool working to destroy Britain.
The anti-migrant hysteria is being whipped up, not only by the British media, but by Russia and influencers and politicians working for Russia.
It is no patriot. It is a Putin tool working to destroy Britain.
The anti-migrant hysteria is being whipped up, not only by the British media, but by Russia and influencers and politicians working for Russia.
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This account - Britain is Broken pretends to be a patriot exposing migrant violence.
It is no patriot. It is a Putin tool working to destroy Britain.
The anti-migrant hysteria is being whipped up, not only by the British media, but by Russia and influencers and politicians working for Russia.
It is no patriot. It is a Putin tool working to destroy Britain.
The anti-migrant hysteria is being whipped up, not only by the British media, but by Russia and influencers and politicians working for Russia.
Grandad, can you make a noise like a frog?
I don’t know. Why do you ask?
‘Cos mum says when you croak we are all going to Disneyland.
I don’t know. Why do you ask?
‘Cos mum says when you croak we are all going to Disneyland.
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Grandad, can you make a noise like a frog?
I don’t know. Why do you ask?
‘Cos mum says when you croak we are all going to Disneyland.
I don’t know. Why do you ask?
‘Cos mum says when you croak we are all going to Disneyland.
I hope you remembered that clocks went back last night.
If you're a Tory, back to 1953.
If you're Reform, back to 1932.
If you're Jacob Rees-Mogg, back to 1741.
And if you're Nigel Farage, Sarah Pochin or Katie Lam, just demand that “Clocks Should Go Back Where They Came From."
If you're a Tory, back to 1953.
If you're Reform, back to 1932.
If you're Jacob Rees-Mogg, back to 1741.
And if you're Nigel Farage, Sarah Pochin or Katie Lam, just demand that “Clocks Should Go Back Where They Came From."
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I hope you remembered that clocks went back last night.
If you're a Tory, back to 1953.
If you're Reform, back to 1932.
If you're Jacob Rees-Mogg, back to 1741.
And if you're Nigel Farage, Sarah Pochin or Katie Lam, just demand that “Clocks Should Go Back Where They Came From."
If you're a Tory, back to 1953.
If you're Reform, back to 1932.
If you're Jacob Rees-Mogg, back to 1741.
And if you're Nigel Farage, Sarah Pochin or Katie Lam, just demand that “Clocks Should Go Back Where They Came From."
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If you’re able to donate to food banks, don’t forget to ask your local shelter if they have a pet food bank. Shelters are always overwhelmed when things are good, but when money gets tight pets are one of the first things people get rid of. I know it’s a relief for people to have help for their pets
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If you’re able to donate to food banks, don’t forget to ask your local shelter if they have a pet food bank. Shelters are always overwhelmed when things are good, but when money gets tight pets are one of the first things people get rid of. I know it’s a relief for people to have help for their pets
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Two other MEPs joined Nathan Gill on a trip paid for by pro-Russian interests – and 6 weeks later repeated his talking points in Parliament observer.co.uk/news/politic...
‘Jail is inevitable’ for former Reform politician awaitin...
Two other MEPs joined Nathan Gill on a trip paid for by pro-Russian interests – and 6 weeks later repeated his talking points in Parliament
observer.co.uk
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Two other MEPs joined Nathan Gill on a trip paid for by pro-Russian interests – and 6 weeks later repeated his talking points in Parliament observer.co.uk/news/politic...
Is there someone very clever in Trump world who creates these videos?
Trump and MAGA think they are a compliment.
To the rest of the world they are a brilliant satire illustrating that he is a narcissistic, despotic, senile buffoon. Dangerous too.
Trump and MAGA think they are a compliment.
To the rest of the world they are a brilliant satire illustrating that he is a narcissistic, despotic, senile buffoon. Dangerous too.
October 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Is there someone very clever in Trump world who creates these videos?
Trump and MAGA think they are a compliment.
To the rest of the world they are a brilliant satire illustrating that he is a narcissistic, despotic, senile buffoon. Dangerous too.
Trump and MAGA think they are a compliment.
To the rest of the world they are a brilliant satire illustrating that he is a narcissistic, despotic, senile buffoon. Dangerous too.
Trump just issued a new video.
It is gross. Disgusting.
Mad tyrantish
Don’t watch it
He has gone mad
It is gross. Disgusting.
Mad tyrantish
Don’t watch it
He has gone mad
October 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump just issued a new video.
It is gross. Disgusting.
Mad tyrantish
Don’t watch it
He has gone mad
It is gross. Disgusting.
Mad tyrantish
Don’t watch it
He has gone mad
AUNTIE FA IS INNOCENT
October 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
AUNTIE FA IS INNOCENT
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You don't get coverage like this on Russian TV without Kremlin approval. The Kremlin knew Farage would be a useful tool, and such he has been and continues to be
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
You don't get coverage like this on Russian TV without Kremlin approval. The Kremlin knew Farage would be a useful tool, and such he has been and continues to be
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Farage squirms as Rep. Jamie Raskin obliterates the "Putin-loving, free speech imposter, Trump sycophant."
Please share as widely as possible. We need an antidote to media promotion and protection of Farage.
Please share as widely as possible. We need an antidote to media promotion and protection of Farage.
October 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Farage squirms as Rep. Jamie Raskin obliterates the "Putin-loving, free speech imposter, Trump sycophant."
Please share as widely as possible. We need an antidote to media promotion and protection of Farage.
Please share as widely as possible. We need an antidote to media promotion and protection of Farage.
The creatures outside looked from Tory to Reform, and from Reform to Tory, and from Tory to Reform again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The creatures outside looked from Tory to Reform, and from Reform to Tory, and from Tory to Reform again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Happy 33rd wedding anniversary to this beautiful amazing power couple. The Obamas are goals.
October 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Happy 33rd wedding anniversary to this beautiful amazing power couple. The Obamas are goals.
Migration?
The drive to migrate to Britain despite risks proves that we still have a society with a glowing international reputation for fairness, justice, mercy, multiculture, tolerance, charity & goodwill to our fellow man.
We are a beacon of hope in a world of tyrants, wars, cruelty & poverty.
The drive to migrate to Britain despite risks proves that we still have a society with a glowing international reputation for fairness, justice, mercy, multiculture, tolerance, charity & goodwill to our fellow man.
We are a beacon of hope in a world of tyrants, wars, cruelty & poverty.
September 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Migration?
The drive to migrate to Britain despite risks proves that we still have a society with a glowing international reputation for fairness, justice, mercy, multiculture, tolerance, charity & goodwill to our fellow man.
We are a beacon of hope in a world of tyrants, wars, cruelty & poverty.
The drive to migrate to Britain despite risks proves that we still have a society with a glowing international reputation for fairness, justice, mercy, multiculture, tolerance, charity & goodwill to our fellow man.
We are a beacon of hope in a world of tyrants, wars, cruelty & poverty.
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TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
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Joan Baez....
September 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Joan Baez....