My wife (@emsbury.bsky.social): Can I have your phone for a second?

Me: Yeah. Of course.
*Hands phone over*

She disappears.
Several minutes pass...

Me: Whatcha doin'?

Her: Here you go. (With a smirk)

*Opens phone*
🍤 🐈
😂😂😂

#NewLockScreen
#Skrump
#ShrimpKitty

Happy gobble gobble day!

I hope everyone has a safe & happy Thanksgiving. ❤️

Just remember, any difficult convo you have today can be shut down with a single blast of an air horn! 📣

Today's song:

Times up by the Song Suffragettes

This Christmas lady is at it again. Three of my (nobody knows how many this year but usually it is seven) trees!

Here they are...

Also our floors look so nice 🥹 so props to wifey @ttbanks.bsky.social for that 😍

Dear everyone,
May I recommend you go and get ya self a book from an #indieauthor for all your gifts!
Below are book facts for you!
#readers #writingcommunity

I LOVE sapphic romantic suspense (and write it), but I wish there was wayyy more out there to READ than there is. I need suggestions!

Really diving into the #bannedbooks to ensure my daughters have access to all of the things. I know I’m missing a ton— what else do you suggest?

So... Rose wants to know how the heck this app works... So far, we see character limit... Media limit? And apparently we have #'s!!
#GratuitiousDoggoPic
#DogsOverPeople
#DogsRule

Bird app refugee. Happy to find a new space. 👋🏼