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Jean 🫡
@tufted.bsky.social
(Not really Jean but iykyk)
Not me having been an accessibility analyst for 5+ years and being told I have to send my college transcripts to a position as if that proves my competence on anything 🤗
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Fully had a stress dream where someone else tacked up my horse at a show in all western gear for a dressage class
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Calling it murder when the person in question both instigated and participated in a battle during a war is WILD
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by Jean 🫡
It’s a waste of time convincing oppressers that they’re in the wrong
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Being an adult and having friends over is all fun and games until you want them to leave so you can finally take your bra off
January 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Because there's only ever been one out hockey player under an NHL contract and he's on the AHL team

The sport is deeply homophoboc even when it flirts with homoeroticism, as seen in recent years of the NHL teams walking back pride month and letting players opt out of wearing pride jerseys
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Being an adult is great- you can *checks notes* accidentally wash and dry your check book 😭
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I understand that the scent "champagne toast" refers to raising a glass of champagne but my dumbass will always go "champagne flavored bread that's been toasted?" first
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
To the assholes who took my cats from me in my dream, just know your days are numbered
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Maybe CAKE was on to something when they said they wanted a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Can't wait for the people who said that USAID should be shut down bc it was just a cover for toppling other governments argue that this time with this capture of a leader it's totally good and the correct thing to do actually
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Job application wanted a PowerPoint presentation on any topic of my choosing to prove I knew how to make one accessible so I just made one on my horse 🤷‍♀️
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 AM
It will never not make me laugh when job application forms for accessibility positions are inaccessible
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 AM
*slams hand on the table* What a full circle moment it would have been for TSQ when the next dynasty after the Valois also has a Medici as their queen
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Recently saw a post about how op appreciates people who ship m/m but don't imagine themselves with either person and just ??? Y'all were shipping yourselves with them while also wanting them to get together?? I'm not judging I'm just very confused
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The void is not silent- it purrs very loudly
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I would love to know why the fuck I dreamt my trainer moved my horse to Russia??? Without consulting me
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm so happy that HR is going mainstream but if you don't understand hockey in the fundamental way I do I simply do not want to hear your opinion on it
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reposted by Jean 🫡
Please make sure every military member you know knows this.
Trump’s promise Wednesday to pay troops a “warrior dividend” bonus is actually a military housing stipend already approved by Congress, and not a generous new White House program.
Trump claims credit for military bonus that Congress already approved
The White House’s plans for a “warrior dividend” to reward troops this holiday season are actually housing assistance funds approved this summer.
www.politico.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Husband and I agree on a lot of things- but fundamentally the most important is that we both find the Scooby Doo Hex girls hot
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It should be a crime that The Serpent Queen didn't get renewed for Season 3 what I wouldn't give to watch that chaos play out on screen
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ngl my husband complaining about having to pay insurance premiums for the first time in his life did get me- bro really said he was gonna make less each year overall, like yeah, welcome to paying premiums??? I've been the one taking that brunt on until now
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I was 0 years old today when I found out that Scott Hunter's actor played Cesare Borgia in a different show
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Showed up to the barn after not going for two weeks and saw a bay horse I didn't recognize and thought I was going insane bc I didn't think I had forgotten what they all looked like but no, it was a new one and I wasn't going crazy 😌
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love my husband but I would love it if he would stop drinking my protein shakes I keep for easy on the go access for when I go to the barn only to then remind me about the protein powder we have that he got for himself when we have to go buy more shakes bc he drank them all
December 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM