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Roy G Biv
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Wait what?
I feel like Elijah wood and Dan Radcliffe would be friends
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Stop using leaf blowers to remove snow please
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
DF phish food b&js in a martini glass
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Shark tank idea: Tamarack Christmas tree that doesn’t lose its needles ?? Don’t ask me how
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When you send a voice memo do you listen to it? Before or after you send it? Or no?
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Came on here to be a hater.

Magnolia Pearl is a clothing brand with 1. Scary choice of font for their brand- it has salad fingers vibes

2. The clothing is reading as Victorian upper class wearing hobo chic, Rich people paying rich people money to look like a disheveled servant
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If they figure out how to makes smells through VR then I’m done for.
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Peaceful snow

Down falls the down!

Would’ve been rain
or mist
on a warmer day

But today
it
floats
to
the

ground.
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Adult me says I love Christmas
Child me says I love Christmas
Sorrow me says I despise Christmas
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If Cindy comes to Christmas Eve she better get me a new car.
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The new season of One Punch Man doesn’t even have the main character in any of the episodes 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Was anybody else really into double dutch as a kid? I’d get back into it in a second. just give me two people who know how to use the ropes
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you add spicy something like pepper flakes or spicy oil to boiling noodle water will the noodles get spicy??
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Panatones color of the year is giving white supremacy… in this political climate Panatone?? Really??
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I can do what I want when I want
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just licked my armpit !! ! Anything is possible when you believe !
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I love an electric kettle! Feels very futuristic
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Capitalism IS the root of all evil
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Women multitask, they pay attention to details, they remember things about others, they say “what were you saying?” If you’re interrupted, there’s nothing better
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Bye grandma, love you”
“Well I’m still getting to know you, I haven’t known you as long as I’ve known these boys” *talking about her grandchildren*
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hungry….. but gotta do the dishes first to make the food ……and honestly just wanna talk a long hot shower … and leave the food til later but then it’ll be the afternoon and that’s basically dinner time… … ….. … guess I’ll do the dishes… .. and eat.. .. and then a celebratory shower!
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Ruby doesn’t speak English”
“I think we talk to dogs more than other people”
“Yeah because they can learn English!”
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Why do people say someone dead is “late”? Aren’t they early?? To die??
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Seeing wicked 2: 2 wicked 4 U tomorrow!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Pure joy
Standing in the basement
Putting on
Freshoutofthedryer
Sweatpants
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM