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I watch horror movies. I watch TV. I watch Chicago sports. I go to concerts. 3 of those things are fun.
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Does the idea of bison burgers ever occur to the Buffalo Wild Wings buffalo? Does it keep him up at night? 🦬🔥🍺👍
We have another entry in the category of murderous reunion movies. I’m into that, even when they’re just ok. #Horror365Challenge 319
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We have another entry in the category of murderous reunion movies. I’m into that, even when they’re just ok. #Horror365Challenge 319
I always like it when a film turns out to be extremely fucked up, but the best fucked up films earn their moments of shock. I never felt like this one did. It was just like, here you go, have some trauma, shrug emoji. #Horror365Challenge 318
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I always like it when a film turns out to be extremely fucked up, but the best fucked up films earn their moments of shock. I never felt like this one did. It was just like, here you go, have some trauma, shrug emoji. #Horror365Challenge 318
This is a fun Thai slasher. It’s got just a little bit of all the good stuff: ridiculous kills, sex appeal, and cartoonish absurdity. #Horror365Challenge 317
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is a fun Thai slasher. It’s got just a little bit of all the good stuff: ridiculous kills, sex appeal, and cartoonish absurdity. #Horror365Challenge 317
“D’you… D’you enjoy the Arliss show?”
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“D’you… D’you enjoy the Arliss show?”
🎶 The sun is gone
But I have a light 🎶
But I have a light 🎶
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
🎶 The sun is gone
But I have a light 🎶
But I have a light 🎶
The stories here are old hat, but the cast is stacked enough that I don’t mind. Also gave me an excuse to remember the Monster Mash presentation from Ted, and the story they call “The Locket”. #Horror365Challenge 316
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The stories here are old hat, but the cast is stacked enough that I don’t mind. Also gave me an excuse to remember the Monster Mash presentation from Ted, and the story they call “The Locket”. #Horror365Challenge 316
Patriots alt uniforms are execrable. I hope the Jets win by 80.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Patriots alt uniforms are execrable. I hope the Jets win by 80.
I thought the blend of traditional and meta horror played well here. It had a bit of the “All these people suck” problem- characters, not actors- but it wasn’t bad enough to ruin anything. #Horror365Challenge 315
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I thought the blend of traditional and meta horror played well here. It had a bit of the “All these people suck” problem- characters, not actors- but it wasn’t bad enough to ruin anything. #Horror365Challenge 315
As a mark for bottle movies and semi-mysterious teen horror, I had some fun with this. #Horror365Challenge 314
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
As a mark for bottle movies and semi-mysterious teen horror, I had some fun with this. #Horror365Challenge 314
More good than bad segments in this anthology, I think. If not, it’s still worth it for Roid Rage and Feeder. #Horror365Challenge 313
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
More good than bad segments in this anthology, I think. If not, it’s still worth it for Roid Rage and Feeder. #Horror365Challenge 313
I know my top ten albums. Working on numbers 11-20. In some order, it’s probably:
Haunted
Binaural
Dookie
Whatever Happened to P.J. Soles? Spiritual Machines
Sirens
Let Your Dim Light Shine
Blue
White Blood Cells
August and Everything After
Haunted
Binaural
Dookie
Whatever Happened to P.J. Soles? Spiritual Machines
Sirens
Let Your Dim Light Shine
Blue
White Blood Cells
August and Everything After
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I know my top ten albums. Working on numbers 11-20. In some order, it’s probably:
Haunted
Binaural
Dookie
Whatever Happened to P.J. Soles? Spiritual Machines
Sirens
Let Your Dim Light Shine
Blue
White Blood Cells
August and Everything After
Haunted
Binaural
Dookie
Whatever Happened to P.J. Soles? Spiritual Machines
Sirens
Let Your Dim Light Shine
Blue
White Blood Cells
August and Everything After
I think this is my top 3 Treehouse of Horror segments of all time. Subject to change when and if I remember other stuff.
-I Know What You Did-diddly-id
-The Shinning
-Vampire Bart
-I Know What You Did-diddly-id
-The Shinning
-Vampire Bart
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I think this is my top 3 Treehouse of Horror segments of all time. Subject to change when and if I remember other stuff.
-I Know What You Did-diddly-id
-The Shinning
-Vampire Bart
-I Know What You Did-diddly-id
-The Shinning
-Vampire Bart
Tonight’s Simpsons was the latest one, “Bart n’ Frink”. It’s an episode that is both Mad Libs and Of the Times, which isn’t great, but the way they handled D&D was pretty cute.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Tonight’s Simpsons was the latest one, “Bart n’ Frink”. It’s an episode that is both Mad Libs and Of the Times, which isn’t great, but the way they handled D&D was pretty cute.
Found-footage bottle movie with a likable lead. Starts ok, ends ok, drags in the middle. #Horror365Challenge 312
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Found-footage bottle movie with a likable lead. Starts ok, ends ok, drags in the middle. #Horror365Challenge 312
Dudes being dicks to each other, regardless of the dangers they face. #Horror365Challenge 311
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dudes being dicks to each other, regardless of the dangers they face. #Horror365Challenge 311
Giants about to lose to the team that only plays one quarter a week. 🐻⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Giants about to lose to the team that only plays one quarter a week. 🐻⬇️
Finally got back to Simpsons tonight. I will defend this episode from those who consider it the shark jump. It’s funny! Homer gives BTO the business!
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Finally got back to Simpsons tonight. I will defend this episode from those who consider it the shark jump. It’s funny! Homer gives BTO the business!
Exploitation time. Zero budget, zero point, zero weaknesses. #Horror365Challenge 310
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Exploitation time. Zero budget, zero point, zero weaknesses. #Horror365Challenge 310
Imagine my emotional whiplash as the movie got good, but the soundtrack went from ‘00s emo/pop-punk to Creed. It’s worth watching anyway but I’m still kinda mad. We don’t need to make Creedrolling a thing. #Horror365Challenge 309
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Imagine my emotional whiplash as the movie got good, but the soundtrack went from ‘00s emo/pop-punk to Creed. It’s worth watching anyway but I’m still kinda mad. We don’t need to make Creedrolling a thing. #Horror365Challenge 309
I finish every movie I start. Even the ones with needless nonlinear storytelling and undercooked plots. #Horror365Challenge 308
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I finish every movie I start. Even the ones with needless nonlinear storytelling and undercooked plots. #Horror365Challenge 308
First half of the Drive-In is all I can do these days. All-nighters don’t happen, even for Giallo, as long as I have a place to sleep. #Horror365Challenge 307
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
First half of the Drive-In is all I can do these days. All-nighters don’t happen, even for Giallo, as long as I have a place to sleep. #Horror365Challenge 307
Got another one in before the Drive-In, and I was back on my Tubi list/ bottle movie bullshit. It was better than I thought it was going to be 20 minutes in. Kind of different. #Horror365Challenge 306
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Got another one in before the Drive-In, and I was back on my Tubi list/ bottle movie bullshit. It was better than I thought it was going to be 20 minutes in. Kind of different. #Horror365Challenge 306
I had fun with this one. Slow-burning thriller mystery. #Horror365Challenge 305
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I had fun with this one. Slow-burning thriller mystery. #Horror365Challenge 305
🎶 I decide when it’s quitting time
The sun is wrong 🎶
The sun is wrong 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
🎶 I decide when it’s quitting time
The sun is wrong 🎶
The sun is wrong 🎶
Whoever said no scene is worth a movie never saw bikini girls in the snow get terrorized by Bear Jaws. They squandered James Remar, Graham Greene, Ray Wise and Sherilyn Fenn, but they gave us snow bikini bear. #Horror365Challenge 304
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Whoever said no scene is worth a movie never saw bikini girls in the snow get terrorized by Bear Jaws. They squandered James Remar, Graham Greene, Ray Wise and Sherilyn Fenn, but they gave us snow bikini bear. #Horror365Challenge 304