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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · 1d

Some mornings, the coffee isn’t the only thing with bite. ☕👄

The Very Mouthy tee is now brewing at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · 11d

Please remember that on Wednesday We Wear PINK.... turnipteez.ca

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Jun 1

Want to avoid dripping & leaking? Need a good strong seal? Want to get ahead in life?

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · May 9

Own the morning, work your wood and own the look. The Woodie Tartan isn’t just a pattern—it’s an attitude. turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/ts... #turnipteez #woodmorning #bate #men #ritual #masturbation #morningwood

Woodie Tartan Graphic T-Shirt

Dress up with your Woodie Tartan and show off your Wood Morning pride! A wood morning starts with a stiff brew!

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · May 7

Extensive calculations have been calculated. Algorithms have algorithmed. The data is data'ed: twats gonna twattle.

T'WAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE turnipteez.ca/shop/new/twa... #turnipteez #essenehm #twat #karen

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · May 6

To What Do I Owe the Honour?

How exciting - the first sale after the move to new servers is a fitting one!

So to that honour starting Thursday (08 May) at 4:20pm Eastern get an extra 10% with discount code "twatwaffle"

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Apr 23

Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don’t belong.... turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/ts...

T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure

Twatters gonna twat and haters gonna hate. Call them out on it. T’wat do I owe the pleasure of your misery, Karen?

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 21

Not to get personal or anything..... oh who are we kidding.... GOT HOOD? turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/pu...

Super comfy. Super cozy. #woodmorning #turnipteez #men #bate #hoodie #intact

TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 20

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 18

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C-Word T-Shirt – Say It Loud, Say It In Public

Wear your maple-flavoured mischief with the Essen Ehm C-Word T-Shirt. Bold. Cheeky. 100% Canuck-approved.

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 17

Own the morning, work your wood and own the look. The Woodie Tartan isn’t just a pattern—it’s an attitude.

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Woodie Tartan Graphic T-Shirt

Dress up with your Woodie Tartan and show off your Wood Morning pride! A wood morning starts with a stiff brew!

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 15

Red 4 Filth. Simple as that.

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 15

Not everyone’s disability is visible. Disabilities do not require nor do they desire the input or approval of anyone. turnipteez.ca/shop/coll/sm...

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Under Cover Disability

In a world quick to judge, our “Under Cover in Plain Sight” collection serves as a reminder: “Be careful who you hate; it could be someone you love.”

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 14

Classic fit, soft feel, and a playful nod to those who appreciate quality wood—whether in the forest or elsewhere.... turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/ts...

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Got Wood?

Got Wood? The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin - Home to the Wood Morning Nut Job on Mount Moist Plinth

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 14

Woke up to a clogged kitchen sink this morning and was reminded of some really good advice a plumber once gave me....

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Always Over Cock

Need some good advice? Always over cock! Essen Ehm by TURNIP TEEZ - don’t just stand there! Model!

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 14

What the DUCK Duck Moose? turnipteez.ca/wtd

Maple blessings to you & may goose turd rain down upon thine enemies!! T'is Friday & the weekend is here to enjoy some fantastic Canadian offerings - hit up a local shop for a bite, a brew & a bobble! 🍁 #turnipteez #essenehm #canadastrong #moose #wtf

What The Actual Duck

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 13

HEY my fellow C-Words! While you're WFH, or are the only person on your floor in a massive office tower on video calls -- take a gander at some cool new t-shirts and mugs.... free shipping for my fellow C-Words -- turnipteez.ca/wtd

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What The Actual Duck

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 12

When we dip your donut at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin ….we DIP your whole donut!

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We Dip the Whole Donut

When we dip your donut at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin ….we DIP your whole donut!

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 12

Hells to the FUCK YA! Suck it! We 💖 Ms McBride hardcore!

Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · Mar 11

More of this!

TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Mar 12

Some words get you in trouble. This one gets you a round of applause in the Great White North.... turnipteez.ca/shop/new/c-w... #essenehm #canuck #canadian #canadianpride #pride #canadianhumour

Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let them know what the C really stands for.

TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Feb 25

I was gonna guess TOS updates because privacy seems a thing of the past.

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Feb 25

Duck Duck Moose.

You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around.

Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.

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Duck Duck Moose t-shirts with illustrations of a Duck, Duck and Moose across the chest on black, red or white tshirts.

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Feb 25

Toil and trouble. Boil and bubble. 🥰

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Feb 25

Woof woof indeed!

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TURNIP TEEZ @turnipteez.bsky.social · Feb 18

of course! one wood not expect any less! we are all looking forward to the "after-frosting" photos! 👅

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