Girl Of The Year
@turtalert.bsky.social
You’re gonna die up there
brother sister introduction
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
brother sister introduction
Her house doesn’t come until later today so she’s hanging out in my bathtub temporarily #FortClementine
February 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Her house doesn’t come until later today so she’s hanging out in my bathtub temporarily #FortClementine
She was hiding in the corner until Jordan left the room
February 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
She was hiding in the corner until Jordan left the room
🚨 CLEMENTINE ALERT 🚨
February 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
🚨 CLEMENTINE ALERT 🚨
Electrode Diglett Nidoran Mankey
Venusaur Rattata Fearow Pidgey.
Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Gastly
Ponyta Vaporeon Poliwrath Butterfree!
Venusaur Rattata Fearow Pidgey.
Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Gastly
Ponyta Vaporeon Poliwrath Butterfree!
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Electrode Diglett Nidoran Mankey
Venusaur Rattata Fearow Pidgey.
Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Gastly
Ponyta Vaporeon Poliwrath Butterfree!
Venusaur Rattata Fearow Pidgey.
Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Gastly
Ponyta Vaporeon Poliwrath Butterfree!
Do you think this is embarrassing for him?
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Do you think this is embarrassing for him?
Omg no one warned me about how cool it is to come home drunk to a little kitty cat in your house
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Omg no one warned me about how cool it is to come home drunk to a little kitty cat in your house
Clementine tomorrow!!!!!! 🐇
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Clementine tomorrow!!!!!! 🐇
look at my Snapchat streak with Jordan
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
look at my Snapchat streak with Jordan
I’ve noticed that most people pronounce it poke-uh-mon but I’ve always said poke-ee-mon or po-kay-mon
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I’ve noticed that most people pronounce it poke-uh-mon but I’ve always said poke-ee-mon or po-kay-mon
conservatives be like
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
conservatives be like
That’s Jeff in the window 👇🏼
That’s Jeff in the spotlight 🔦
That’s Jeff in the spotlight 🔦
February 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
That’s Jeff in the window 👇🏼
That’s Jeff in the spotlight 🔦
That’s Jeff in the spotlight 🔦
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
💕💝💖💌
💕💝💖💌
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
💕💝💖💌
💕💝💖💌
Jeffrey if he went to school in the 90s
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Jeffrey if he went to school in the 90s
Jeffrey of the day
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Jeffrey of the day
Bumble Bff is 1000 times more traumatizing and humiliating than regular bumble ever was I just want a friend!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Bumble Bff is 1000 times more traumatizing and humiliating than regular bumble ever was I just want a friend!!!!
normalize healing after every gym trainer
February 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
normalize healing after every gym trainer
Damb I’m feelin suicidal for the first time in over a year
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Damb I’m feelin suicidal for the first time in over a year
Clementine comes home on Sunday!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Clementine comes home on Sunday!!!!!
Today’s Jeff pic
he dragged my pants out of the laundry basket and tried to eat them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
he dragged my pants out of the laundry basket and tried to eat them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Today’s Jeff pic
he dragged my pants out of the laundry basket and tried to eat them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
he dragged my pants out of the laundry basket and tried to eat them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Coconut yogurt tastes like tanning lotion (compliment)
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Coconut yogurt tastes like tanning lotion (compliment)
Leftist men loooOooooOoOoOOOOove when they get the opportunity to freely call women bitches
No it’s okay because I disagree with her!!! I swear I’m not a misogynist!!!
No it’s okay because I disagree with her!!! I swear I’m not a misogynist!!!
February 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Leftist men loooOooooOoOoOOOOove when they get the opportunity to freely call women bitches
No it’s okay because I disagree with her!!! I swear I’m not a misogynist!!!
No it’s okay because I disagree with her!!! I swear I’m not a misogynist!!!
