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3 ) 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝑻𝑶𝑮𝑬𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

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ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗪𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝑮𝑼𝒀 𝐈𝐒 ...

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · 25d

HRAAAAHHHH ──

[ HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT HIS BROTHER AND TRIES TO BITE HIM 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · 25d

[ side eye 👺 ]

the pillow attack didn't work .... commence PLAN B 😈

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 29

YEAAAAAAH .ᐟ gimme THOSE ONES .ᐟ

[ he's pointing at the hello kitty bandaids excitedly . 💀 . ]

MONA LISA! @lamenting-lagoon.bsky.social · Jul 29

[She looks around inside her medical kit, and... pulls out a rare box of band-aids that were Hello Kitty-decorated!]

I do seem to have a bunch of cute band-aids... But I also have regular, plain ones?

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 29

yeah .ᐟ you know, like ones with kitties or flowers .ᐟ.ᐟ but ESPECIALLY the kitties . ✨️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 29

yeah .ᐟ you know, like ones with kitties or flowers .ᐟ.ᐟ but ESPECIALLY the kitties . ✨️

MONA LISA! @lamenting-lagoon.bsky.social · Jul 29

. . . Cute bandaids? Do you... want cute bandaids?

[She doesn't seem to understand, reaching under her hat and pulling out her medical kit. Poking through it...]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 29

weeeeelllllll ... do you have like, cute bandaids .ᐣ you MIIIIIGHT be able to talk me into it ......

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 29

weeeeelllllll ... do you have like, cute bandaids .ᐣ you MIIIIIGHT be able to talk me into it ......

MONA LISA! @lamenting-lagoon.bsky.social · Jul 29

Are you--sure? I mean, your knees look scraped and your plastron is a little scuffed?

[Walking a little closer.]

I can uh, help! I keep a medical kit on me, if you want?

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 29

ughhhghh ....

oh, uh, hey .ᐟ yeah, i just tripped, that's all .ᐟ

[ that was NOT just tripping, bro . 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 29

ughhhghh ....

oh, uh, hey .ᐟ yeah, i just tripped, that's all .ᐟ

[ that was NOT just tripping, bro . 💀 ]

MONA LISA! @lamenting-lagoon.bsky.social · Jul 29

[Watched him eat total shit, and is quickly standing on standby to assist him. Tiny little frog. . .]

Are you-- alright? You took an absolutely nasty spill!

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

HAHAHA . oh, leo, that's not going to work on ME, bro .ᐟ.ᐟ you're in rare form today ──

[ 😭 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 28

No … ? I am Evelyn. 💧

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

ugghhhh, that sounds like something 👺 LEO 👺 would say .

... WAAAAIIIITTTTT . is that you, leo ──

[ 💀 .... ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

... oh, yeah .ᐟ right, certainly . c'mon, bro .

[ mikey turns to lead the way ── he's PRAYING on the inside that there is actually a restaurant called turtle thai nearby . 💀 ]

🔥𝐋𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝐈𝒏🔥 @searchingforhonor.bsky.social · Jul 28

You know what? I'm hungry anyway and that actually sounds really good right now.

Alright, you win. Just show me the way

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

yeah, haha, a GREAT thai restaurant .ᐟ you should try the khao soi, it's their most popular dish .ᐟ.ᐟ 💧

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

yeah, haha, a GREAT thai restaurant .ᐟ you should try the khao soi, it's their most popular dish .ᐟ.ᐟ 💧

🔥𝐋𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝐈𝒏🔥 @searchingforhonor.bsky.social · Jul 28

Turtle Thai? Is that some kind of Thai food restaurant or something?

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

... huh .ᐣ OH .ᐟ uh, no ── well, not exactly .ᐟ

i'm the mascot for ... turtle thai .ᐟ.ᐟ yeah . turtle thai .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

... huh .ᐣ OH .ᐟ uh, no ── well, not exactly .ᐟ

i'm the mascot for ... turtle thai .ᐟ.ᐟ yeah . turtle thai .

🔥𝐋𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝐈𝒏🔥 @searchingforhonor.bsky.social · Jul 28

... Is that a turtle?

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

ugghhhh, that sounds like something 👺 LEO 👺 would say .

... WAAAAIIIITTTTT . is that you, leo ──

[ 💀 .... ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 28

… Thinking is not much of a reassurance as knowing. 💧

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

... yeah, i ── uh, think so . 💧

[ 💀 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

... yeah, i ── uh, think so . 💧

[ 💀 . ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 28

Are you alright ? 💧

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

a teenage mutant ninja turtle is laying on the ground with a gold ring around his neck

ALT: a teenage mutant ninja turtle is laying on the ground with a gold ring around his neck

media.tenor.com

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

all graphics used are official .
psd by kaijucat .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

#tmntrp ; #mvrp .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

portrayal of michelangelo from tmnt 2003 .

written by topaz / elysia .
21+ .
she / they .
lesbian .
pacific time .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @turtletitan.bsky.social · Jul 28

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ᅠ... 𝙈𝙄𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇𝙊 .ᐟ