Twoony
@twoony.bsky.social
Twoony 💜Ace and Agender 🌈 Queer romance author.
Bare Your Teeth and Sharpen Your Claws
Bare Your Teeth and Sharpen Your Claws
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Twoony
@twoony.bsky.social
· Jan 15
🌿VERDANT COVER REVEAL🌿
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Reminder, my fellow authors, reviews are for readers for plenty of reasons but a funny one can be getting two reviews in under twenty-four hours saying your book is long and another saying it was too short 😂
February 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Reminder, my fellow authors, reviews are for readers for plenty of reasons but a funny one can be getting two reviews in under twenty-four hours saying your book is long and another saying it was too short 😂
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Its my birthday today! 🎈the first year of my thirties has been a wild ride, but I’m glad to still be here & making art, and it would mean so much if you could share my work 🖤
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Its my birthday today! 🎈the first year of my thirties has been a wild ride, but I’m glad to still be here & making art, and it would mean so much if you could share my work 🖤
Verdant is doing good 😎
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Verdant is doing good 😎
Okay, so the one time I make a TikTok where I’m going through a quick review of my books, I am “ineligible for recommendation?”
I get it, world. I hate my voice, too. You don’t need to be so blunt about it 😅
I get it, world. I hate my voice, too. You don’t need to be so blunt about it 😅
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Okay, so the one time I make a TikTok where I’m going through a quick review of my books, I am “ineligible for recommendation?”
I get it, world. I hate my voice, too. You don’t need to be so blunt about it 😅
I get it, world. I hate my voice, too. You don’t need to be so blunt about it 😅
The time is here, VERDANT IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON AND KINDLE UNLIMITED!!
Grab yourself a copy of this spicy MM romance full of snark, banter, found family, angst, spice, and a HEA🥰
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GGD5FHZJ
Grab yourself a copy of this spicy MM romance full of snark, banter, found family, angst, spice, and a HEA🥰
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GGD5FHZJ
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The time is here, VERDANT IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON AND KINDLE UNLIMITED!!
Grab yourself a copy of this spicy MM romance full of snark, banter, found family, angst, spice, and a HEA🥰
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GGD5FHZJ
Grab yourself a copy of this spicy MM romance full of snark, banter, found family, angst, spice, and a HEA🥰
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GGD5FHZJ
While I am hopeful that we will get more genre romance shows, I am keeping expectations low. Hollywood so often makes it a drama and while there can be and usually is some drama in every genre, if the drama becomes the focus then it’s a drama, not a romance. They aren’t gonna grasp that, imho
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
While I am hopeful that we will get more genre romance shows, I am keeping expectations low. Hollywood so often makes it a drama and while there can be and usually is some drama in every genre, if the drama becomes the focus then it’s a drama, not a romance. They aren’t gonna grasp that, imho
My dad came in saying he feels bad for the UPS guy. I asked why...
The poor man is running up our hill with packages because our hill is a solid sheet of ice. His vehicle can't get up 😭 please let these folk delay the deliveries, that's so sad! Walking up our hill is not a good time, lemme tell ya
The poor man is running up our hill with packages because our hill is a solid sheet of ice. His vehicle can't get up 😭 please let these folk delay the deliveries, that's so sad! Walking up our hill is not a good time, lemme tell ya
January 27, 2026 at 7:51 PM
My dad came in saying he feels bad for the UPS guy. I asked why...
The poor man is running up our hill with packages because our hill is a solid sheet of ice. His vehicle can't get up 😭 please let these folk delay the deliveries, that's so sad! Walking up our hill is not a good time, lemme tell ya
The poor man is running up our hill with packages because our hill is a solid sheet of ice. His vehicle can't get up 😭 please let these folk delay the deliveries, that's so sad! Walking up our hill is not a good time, lemme tell ya
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY to grab an ARC for Verdant
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY to grab an ARC for Verdant
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
You would think after years of being asked by readers how to steal my own work that I would be used to it, but it hurts every time. You would also think people would have the basic decency to check that and at least keep that to themselves, but alas...
January 26, 2026 at 6:38 PM
You would think after years of being asked by readers how to steal my own work that I would be used to it, but it hurts every time. You would also think people would have the basic decency to check that and at least keep that to themselves, but alas...
My 10th book will be published in Feb and it’s all thanks to this series.
A story inspired by my SasuNaru fanfic obsession, written in high school. Writing was a hobby. I didn’t believe in myself, but Speak the Truth launched my career.
A story inspired by my SasuNaru fanfic obsession, written in high school. Writing was a hobby. I didn’t believe in myself, but Speak the Truth launched my career.
January 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My 10th book will be published in Feb and it’s all thanks to this series.
A story inspired by my SasuNaru fanfic obsession, written in high school. Writing was a hobby. I didn’t believe in myself, but Speak the Truth launched my career.
A story inspired by my SasuNaru fanfic obsession, written in high school. Writing was a hobby. I didn’t believe in myself, but Speak the Truth launched my career.
I’ve been considering making a YouTube video going over all the books I have published since Verdant will be the tenth, at least physically published, but that means… making a video aaaand that sounds like it sucks 😂
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I’ve been considering making a YouTube video going over all the books I have published since Verdant will be the tenth, at least physically published, but that means… making a video aaaand that sounds like it sucks 😂
I go back and forth about rating my own books because on the one hand I know some people don't like it but on the other... fuck y'all I spent months on this shit I deserve a five star from myself for surviving being an indie author at all, let alone this long 😭😆
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I go back and forth about rating my own books because on the one hand I know some people don't like it but on the other... fuck y'all I spent months on this shit I deserve a five star from myself for surviving being an indie author at all, let alone this long 😭😆
Never judge a book by its cover!!
Except I do and you should because look at ✨ this ✨
Except I do and you should because look at ✨ this ✨
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Never judge a book by its cover!!
Except I do and you should because look at ✨ this ✨
Except I do and you should because look at ✨ this ✨
Arc Readers Wanted
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
There’s one week left to grab an ARC! Get one while you can
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
There’s one week left to grab an ARC! Get one while you can
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Arc Readers Wanted
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
There’s one week left to grab an ARC! Get one while you can
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
There’s one week left to grab an ARC! Get one while you can
Who doesn’t love a trope board?
🌱 VERDANT 🌱 is here, and you can grab an ARC copy in the next two weeks before they close if you need some more 🌶️ MM romance in your life
🌱 VERDANT 🌱 is here, and you can grab an ARC copy in the next two weeks before they close if you need some more 🌶️ MM romance in your life
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Who doesn’t love a trope board?
🌱 VERDANT 🌱 is here, and you can grab an ARC copy in the next two weeks before they close if you need some more 🌶️ MM romance in your life
🌱 VERDANT 🌱 is here, and you can grab an ARC copy in the next two weeks before they close if you need some more 🌶️ MM romance in your life
🌿VERDANT COVER REVEAL🌿
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
January 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
🌿VERDANT COVER REVEAL🌿
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Humans should hibernate in the winter because I am exhausted no matter how much sleep I get. Once the sky is gray and the air is cold, I am a zombie functioning on 20% brain capacity.
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Humans should hibernate in the winter because I am exhausted no matter how much sleep I get. Once the sky is gray and the air is cold, I am a zombie functioning on 20% brain capacity.
The worst writing advice I received is very specific to me; "while editing, if you are bored, the reader is also bored."
It does not matter how much I love a story, once I go editing mode, I start falling asleep after two to three chapters. I do not know why🤷
It does not matter how much I love a story, once I go editing mode, I start falling asleep after two to three chapters. I do not know why🤷
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The worst writing advice I received is very specific to me; "while editing, if you are bored, the reader is also bored."
It does not matter how much I love a story, once I go editing mode, I start falling asleep after two to three chapters. I do not know why🤷
It does not matter how much I love a story, once I go editing mode, I start falling asleep after two to three chapters. I do not know why🤷
Reasons I like living with my dad, he makes me chocolate chip pancakes whenever I want.
Yes, I am turning 32 this year. No, I will not stop loving my dad's chocolate chip pancakes. They absolutely taste different and y'all know it.
Yes, I am turning 32 this year. No, I will not stop loving my dad's chocolate chip pancakes. They absolutely taste different and y'all know it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Reasons I like living with my dad, he makes me chocolate chip pancakes whenever I want.
Yes, I am turning 32 this year. No, I will not stop loving my dad's chocolate chip pancakes. They absolutely taste different and y'all know it.
Yes, I am turning 32 this year. No, I will not stop loving my dad's chocolate chip pancakes. They absolutely taste different and y'all know it.
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A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
what a wonderful holiday season to learn your brother doesn’t want you giving advice to your niece because “you’re not a Christian.”
cool bro good to know
cool bro good to know
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
what a wonderful holiday season to learn your brother doesn’t want you giving advice to your niece because “you’re not a Christian.”
cool bro good to know
cool bro good to know
Because of Heated Rivalry, I've been seeing more actual hockey footage and discovered goalies are doing some kind of witchcraft, so now I'm watching goalie compilation and wondering what sort of Eldritch deities they're getting assistance from because how the fuck
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Because of Heated Rivalry, I've been seeing more actual hockey footage and discovered goalies are doing some kind of witchcraft, so now I'm watching goalie compilation and wondering what sort of Eldritch deities they're getting assistance from because how the fuck
I just witnessed a stink bug taking a dump
didn’t know they did that…
didn’t know they did that…
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I just witnessed a stink bug taking a dump
didn’t know they did that…
didn’t know they did that…
my upcoming MM romance may be spicy, but it has some banger lines too, like this one:
"Hope hadn’t been born within me, nor cultivated. Over my life, the universe reminded me that hope was a meaningless gesture leading to the same destination; disappointment."
"Hope hadn’t been born within me, nor cultivated. Over my life, the universe reminded me that hope was a meaningless gesture leading to the same destination; disappointment."
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
my upcoming MM romance may be spicy, but it has some banger lines too, like this one:
"Hope hadn’t been born within me, nor cultivated. Over my life, the universe reminded me that hope was a meaningless gesture leading to the same destination; disappointment."
"Hope hadn’t been born within me, nor cultivated. Over my life, the universe reminded me that hope was a meaningless gesture leading to the same destination; disappointment."