I love knowing what the weather is going to be. Sadly, the new website design from @metoffice.gov.uk does its absolute best to ensure you'll have no idea, which is a shame as for me they have the most accurate forecasts. The old design has everything you need to see in an information dense format.

Call me back when AI can build and maintain nested tables in Word.

Or as we say in Britain: Fourth of May be with you

#Andor is very pretty isn't it. I'm 15 episodes in and I've now learned the name of a second character. Still not really sure what's going on. But it's a fun show. I think.

Tell us how much of that 90 minutes was 'No, *you* hang up'

Groundhog day prediction: Another four years of winter

Upgrade? Sad times

How the worst day of the year is going for me... Back tomorrow to the fracture clinic for what I hope will be a bionic upgrade

Just one more sleep until we get a load more mental opinions from Ketamine Santa

Always enjoy @bbcstever.bsky.social's reporting from Russia. Thorough analysis by way of a deep understanding of the place and the people. Not sure I'd feel able to say such honest things about the regime there while actually being in Moscow...

Remember the time when the collapse of a western government and the overthrow of an authoritarian regime happening in a single week would have been unthinkable, and now it's just "Oh, guess it must be Tuesday"?

Love how Gregg Wallace is making this worse for himself and destroying his chances of redemption by revealing who he really is, an entitled misogynistic prick. People of all ages can see that. This isn’t a class war, it’s the consequences of your shitty actions, Gregg.

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Great way to start my last day on shift

This is really getting quite remarkable

• BlueSky user numbers have doubled in the past week and now total 3.5 million across US & UK 🚀

• Number of people deleting their X/Twitter account remains way up

And the next chart is particularly notable...

Oh, a version of Twitter not presently owned by a fascist? Yes, I don't mind if I do.