Tyson, OLD 🍉
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I don’t even know why we fucking bother. Texas is a fucking toilet. Fuck MAGAtress Mack. 1312 Free Palestine
Just learned that the Private Equity group that bought the three Astros MiLB affiliates are the same assholes that killed the Modesto Nuts
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just learned that the Private Equity group that bought the three Astros MiLB affiliates are the same assholes that killed the Modesto Nuts
“LOLOLOL We’ve indiscriminately killed so many innocent people that fishermen no longer feel safe doing their jobs.”
Trump: "The problem is nobody wants to go fishing anymore. They don't want to get in boats. They don't want anything to do with boats. I think we've destroyed the boat market. Other than that it's been very effective."
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“LOLOLOL We’ve indiscriminately killed so many innocent people that fishermen no longer feel safe doing their jobs.”
Guys, does it cost money to switch fonts inside a program?
If it does to whom do I make payment for the THOUSANDS of times I’ve done this in my life?
If it does to whom do I make payment for the THOUSANDS of times I’ve done this in my life?
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Guys, does it cost money to switch fonts inside a program?
If it does to whom do I make payment for the THOUSANDS of times I’ve done this in my life?
If it does to whom do I make payment for the THOUSANDS of times I’ve done this in my life?
Fuck this guy and fuck everyone at this event
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fuck this guy and fuck everyone at this event
It’s very fitting that one of Helmut Marko’s last acts at Red Bull is going to be railroading Yuki Tsunoda. Fuck that old racist prick
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s very fitting that one of Helmut Marko’s last acts at Red Bull is going to be railroading Yuki Tsunoda. Fuck that old racist prick
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All cops
An ICE agent has been arrested for putting a woman in a chokehold and causing “serious physical harm”
Police said they had been called to the residence 22 times
It’s time we talk about what kind of men are attracted to being ICE agents
Hint: It’s men who would strangle a woman
Police said they had been called to the residence 22 times
It’s time we talk about what kind of men are attracted to being ICE agents
Hint: It’s men who would strangle a woman
ICE agent arrested, held on ‘no bond’ order at prosecutor’s request
Samuel Saxon is charged with felonious assault, strangulation and domestic violence.He pleaded not guilty to all counts.
www.cincinnati.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
All cops
Can’t imagine wanting to torment my own child so much that I sue their school into bullying them
Houston ISD has agreed to settle a federal lawsuit filed by two Bellaire High School parents who sued the district earlier this year for allegedly continuing to use their child’s preferred pronouns despite requests not to do so.
Houston ISD agrees to settle federal lawsuit with Bellaire HS parents who sued over preferred pronoun use
As part of a settlement agreement filed Friday in court, the district will direct staff at Bellaire High School to use pronouns that align with a student's sex at birth until the student turns 18 years old.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Can’t imagine wanting to torment my own child so much that I sue their school into bullying them
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I like this ad campaign that doesn't actually tell you anything
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I like this ad campaign that doesn't actually tell you anything
Marmalard byke?
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Marmalard byke?
I get letting your dog smell smells on a walk, I do. It’s probably the only time they get to do that shit all day, but maybe don’t let them stand in the middle of a poorly lit commercial driveway after dark when they’re hard to see…I almost creamed your Labradoodle
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I get letting your dog smell smells on a walk, I do. It’s probably the only time they get to do that shit all day, but maybe don’t let them stand in the middle of a poorly lit commercial driveway after dark when they’re hard to see…I almost creamed your Labradoodle
TFW you realize the dude you just saw working up a frothy sweat in the airport gym is going to be next to you on your flight to Sydney and he didn’t shower
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
TFW you realize the dude you just saw working up a frothy sweat in the airport gym is going to be next to you on your flight to Sydney and he didn’t shower
Bill Pencil must be having a hard time cumming today, he’s doing “the affordability crisis is a myth” again
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Bill Pencil must be having a hard time cumming today, he’s doing “the affordability crisis is a myth” again
If a Senate candidate drops out of a race no one wanted him in and nobody notices did it even really happen?
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If a Senate candidate drops out of a race no one wanted him in and nobody notices did it even really happen?
Re: The Family McMullen
It was a nice revisit for the real core of the original movie and to see the next generation. Pico Alexander was especially good as Tommy. A very 90s Indie style character.
I don’t understand casting Halston Sage, who looks like Maxine Bahns, if Audrey isn’t her mother…
It was a nice revisit for the real core of the original movie and to see the next generation. Pico Alexander was especially good as Tommy. A very 90s Indie style character.
I don’t understand casting Halston Sage, who looks like Maxine Bahns, if Audrey isn’t her mother…
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Re: The Family McMullen
It was a nice revisit for the real core of the original movie and to see the next generation. Pico Alexander was especially good as Tommy. A very 90s Indie style character.
I don’t understand casting Halston Sage, who looks like Maxine Bahns, if Audrey isn’t her mother…
It was a nice revisit for the real core of the original movie and to see the next generation. Pico Alexander was especially good as Tommy. A very 90s Indie style character.
I don’t understand casting Halston Sage, who looks like Maxine Bahns, if Audrey isn’t her mother…
Honestly, him running under the cover of being a Democrat while still voting for Republican shit probably helps the GOP more than him switching parties and getting bounced out of congress would.
President Trump lashed out at Rep. Henry Cuellar (Texas) for deciding to run for reelection as a Democrat, a move that came after the president pardoned him last week ahead of a trial on federal corruption charges.
“Such a lack of LOYALTY,” Trump said.
“Such a lack of LOYALTY,” Trump said.
Trump lashes out at Cuellar for running again as a Democrat after pardon
Rep. Henry Cuellar, who was charged with bribery in 2024, says he is firmly a Democrat but a bipartisan one who can work with the president.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Honestly, him running under the cover of being a Democrat while still voting for Republican shit probably helps the GOP more than him switching parties and getting bounced out of congress would.
lol
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
lol
Ugh. McLaren happiness makes me sad
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ugh. McLaren happiness makes me sad
Lando clearly CHOSE to pass Yuki on the inside of the track. All I’m saying.
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Lando clearly CHOSE to pass Yuki on the inside of the track. All I’m saying.
Good to see that Oscar Piastri’s balls got through customs
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Good to see that Oscar Piastri’s balls got through customs
Who needs to study Atmospheric science in Tornado Alley anyway?
Heartbreaking. The University of Nebraska will terminate its entire Earth science department.
One of the country's most successful and respected geology & climate programs: gone.
When ideologues & politicians are threatened by the very act of studying climate change, I wonder: who of us is next?
One of the country's most successful and respected geology & climate programs: gone.
When ideologues & politicians are threatened by the very act of studying climate change, I wonder: who of us is next?
It's over.
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Who needs to study Atmospheric science in Tornado Alley anyway?
-Otmar Szafnauer, 2022
Please no Fernando
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
-Otmar Szafnauer, 2022
Forgot how dope the sound design on Kill Bill was. Whole Bloody Affair intermission, second half upcoming.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Forgot how dope the sound design on Kill Bill was. Whole Bloody Affair intermission, second half upcoming.
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Appealing to Trump voters and overcoming distrust among his own party sounds really fucking dumb and hard to pull off. I'm sure it will work this time though.
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Appealing to Trump voters and overcoming distrust among his own party sounds really fucking dumb and hard to pull off. I'm sure it will work this time though.
The “Please don’t send ICE after the players and fans” Award
President Donald Trump is awarded the inaugural peace prize from FIFA President Gianni Infantino at the 2026 World Cup draw.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The “Please don’t send ICE after the players and fans” Award