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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 1h

Pino in danger of being the latest unworthy of a great song

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 14h

That hf05 tifo was one of their worst.

All this arrogant talk of Leipzig is v un-Palace like

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve worn my UEFA Mafia T Shirt twice .

On both days we’ve lost games

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 1d

What a lickspittle Rory Stewart is on Newsnight.

Playing the ‘there’s bigger news’ in a bid to protect a nonce in his beloved royal family.

He’s wrong to deferentially remain loyal to his one time employers

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 1d

It never makes sense to me how a club sell a player, then buy them back for hugely more money.

Toon looking to do that with Anderson.

What's the nearest CPFC have got to that? Have they ever done that? Or is it only the realms of the biggest clubs?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 1d

Can see why people speculated that had JPM's last min shot gone in, the goal might've been chalked off for an elbow on Senesi in the build up.

Having watched the behind goal angle on Palace TV AAA I'm not sure there was enough for VAR to chalk off the goal?

But we can only speculate

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 1d

You got me there for a second

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 2d

From my POV Tommy I've been very unimpressed with his attitude.

I've hated his writhing on the ground, for long periods many times very unappealling.

His rabbit punch to Tarkowski was very stupid. Luckily Tarkowski is too too tough to have made more of it.

I'm sure this has not gone unnoticed

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 2d

Surprised Michael broke with his entire career practice of havinga (low) release clause in his contract.

Guess being as huge as Bayern means he didn't have the negotiating power for that.

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 2d

🚨 There’s no release clause into Michael Olise’s contract at FC Bayern, announces director Max Eberl. “The contract is valid until June 2029, no release clause is included and Olise is on his way to becoming one of the world's best players”, told 11 Freunde DE.

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

Bees have torn WHU apart tonight.

But Bees aren't as good as us.

I thought our game at WHU was dreadful, we were not great, but won comfortably.

Had we played to our potential we could've Hammered them. Like CFC and Bees have.

Rebelling supporters, new mgr, disjointed squad = trouble all round

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

As per Sky coverage, since moving in to the hated Olympic Stadium (hated by WHU fans AND anyone visiting), in 2016, WHU have the 6th highest Net spend in Prem clubs, above LFC & Toon.

So the Hammers fans valid criticisms including cries 'we've not spent enough' well wide of the mark. Spent loads.

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

When they report on Randy Andy's noncery & then follow it up with 'Andrew denies any wrongdoing'... is there anyone, anywhere who believes a word he says?

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

Seriously?

Got to be worrying after Nuno's had three weeks and three games to get his ideas across. Not long at all, but you'd expect more improvement. Unless WHU thoroughly rotten

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

Taken a look at Prem table in detail for 1st time:

At this point I'd say Leeds, Burnley & one of WHU or Wolves would be my favs to drop.

Surprised FFC only a pt a game so far

Bees doing what I expected

SAFC surely safe with 14pts already but look really lucky & I'd expect them to get much lower

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

Given how Bees have absolutely battered WHU, going into the last 10mins it seems obvious WHU will equalise.

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

Troy Deeney, who's never been known to ever mention the Mooses 6-0 FAC final defeat to City, is re-inventing himself as football's equivalent of Frank Sidebottom:

Outsized head & having nothing to say.

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

Semenyo, really is one that got away.

The 30 man strong Teams meeting CPFC held that collectively couldn't agree on signing Semenyo for a no risk £10m, looks a costly example of a disjointed board, as it was.

If he'd flopped you'd recoup the money selling back to Champ but the potential was clear.

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

Not sure I've seen anybody give Chris RIchards such a hard time as Antoine Semenyo did.

Since last Jan CR has made a mockery of Chalobah playing ahead of him & been an integral part of the defence, not least in the Cup triumph.

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

'... it ends with me and a trophy'

No. It doesn't.

It ends with Ange facing never managing in the world's best league ever again (Frankly it was a shock he got a second chance).

Ange's protestations that he's not a clown look increasingly far fetched.

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

It seems clear Forest over achieved last season.

Wood wildly over performed.

As did the keeper Sels.

That was not sustainable. And it's not been

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

Don't think City look anywhere near a title challenge.

It's the Arse's to lose. And I don't think they will.

We'll have:

Sold Olise: immediately wins the league.

Sold Ebs: immediately wins the league

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

www.skysports.com/football/vid...

A Premier League record! Palace's Jean-Philippe Mateta had a total of 3.67 xG against Bournemouth!

Crystal Palaces Jean-Philippe Mateta totalled 3.67 xG against Bournemouth during their 3-3 draw, setting a new Premier League record.

www.skysports.com

typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

Fat Greek **** has simply shuffled his pack and ended up with a a more limited version of Nuno as manager.

Dyche is a decent manager, but he's far mor one dimensional than Nuno.

But can Dyche do better with better players? Be interesting to see.

How will NFFC fans take this seeming debacle?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 3d

It's amazing what masquerades as Football rumour:

"Bournemouth are prepared for more bids for Ghana forward Antoine Semenyo, 25, in future transfer windows. (Football Insider)"

No shit? Really? You're a football journalist & you think this is a story?!

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 4d

What on earth is that Fat Greek **** like?!

The scum bag has built a little emperor’s platform with his own extra wide throne in it.

Egotistical crook