Santi
@uardito.bsky.social
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"The summer sun was not meant for boys like me. Boys like me belonged to the rain." -Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe, the book my fiancé: @thescarletpup.bsky.social
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uardito.bsky.social
He lives in Hawaii
uardito.bsky.social
What really pisses me off about this is that this mofo probably doesn't live or even step foot in San Francisco. He probably telecommutes to work from his private island.

I feel like he's trying to SWAT me
uardito.bsky.social
I look forward to Trump's response 😂
uardito.bsky.social
In one hour, they're going to announce who won the Nobel Peace Prize and regardless of who wins it, it's going to be hilarious. Will they give it to Trump and signal to the world that the committee can be bullied into giving away its awards? Or will Trump lose and have a tantrum about it?

Win/Win 😂
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thevivllainous.bsky.social
I was in the other room with Kaya while Hasan was on stream when I was waiting to go on. Literally the first thing I say on stream is "my pants are covered in dog fur". I do not believe he used/uses a shock collar to keep Kaya on camera.
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socksfur.bsky.social
In the last video I made I gave a prediction about the orange tyrant not backing down. Called it.

I'm seriously thinking about renaming this character as Nostradamus.

Not that we all didn't see this coming like a freight train going through Nebraska, but someone has to say these things aloud.
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socksfur.bsky.social
Boomers : "BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE FURRIES! We didn't have people putting on animal costumes and showing off their private parts and walking around pretending to be something they're not! THAT'S NEW WOKE STUFF!"

Archived pictures : *politely coughs*
uardito.bsky.social
The Playboy Bunny was also a big deal to that crowd.
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socksfur.bsky.social
Chicago Mayor Johnson has signed an executive order creating "ICE free zones", stating that federal immigration officers may not use city owned properties for staging or processing.

Personally I hope the Lincoln Park Pirates come out of retirement now. (It's a Chicago thing, IYKYK)
www.chicago.gov
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socksfur.bsky.social
And in "you don't mess with da machine" news, let's talk about that Chicago executive order today! Because I have a feeling it's going to end up being more important than we think when we look in history about this.

And weirdly, I haven't seen a lot of coverage about this.
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esqueer.net
A MAGA teenager was spurned by a teen girl so he sent pizza to her home to intimidate her. The police ignored it.

Then, he saw she mocked Charlie Kirk so he murdered her and her friend by ramming his truck into them at 70mph while they were riding their bikes.

He's now charged with murder.
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contrapoints.bsky.social
Stand-up comedy has come a long way from Lenny Bruce to the preferred medium of state propagandists. Inspiring.
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pupsynn.bsky.social
Clowning around at the gay bar 🤡🤪
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socksfur.bsky.social
Hot take of the night :

If someone invites you over to play Monopoly, it's a sign that they want to sever your friendship and move on.

Just tell me you don't like me anymore, it'll hurt less.
uardito.bsky.social
The trump administration in one story
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socksfur.bsky.social
Since today is the day of the raptor, I decided to make a video about it!

I for one welcome our Cretaceous overlords, and those Dino masks don't seem so silly now!

(Do I really have to tag this as humor? I guess so, because the internet is the internet now...)
uardito.bsky.social
Jon Stewart has never seen the Devil Wears Prada. I can't decide whether or not his proud declaration of that while getting offended at someone else's bad Goodfellas impersonation constitutes homophobia

Like LITERAL violence against me personally and Meryl Streep especially
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hang9hound.bsky.social
I just left feedback. It took me about a minute to write one paragraph.

These overly-broad ToS changes taking effect on Oct 15th will make this website/platform unusable to me as a visual & performing artist due to the scope of censorship of protected speech they enable.

I hope they reconsider.
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If you havent left feedback for Blue Sky regarding their censorious & foolish 15 Oct TOS, please do so.

Step one, click the menu button in the top left corner of your feed.
Step two, click the Feedback button in the bottom left corner of the menu.

Be polite, but firm: this TOS change is a bad move
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