drinking King K. Rool beer
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
drinking King K. Rool beer
Mr. Incredible is in Hell.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Mr. Incredible is in Hell.
I keep going on tiktok, seeing this, and being like "oh right yeah" and just closing the app
because what do you MEAN you're updating ToS and Privacy Policy regarding collecting location right now 🤨
because what do you MEAN you're updating ToS and Privacy Policy regarding collecting location right now 🤨
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I keep going on tiktok, seeing this, and being like "oh right yeah" and just closing the app
because what do you MEAN you're updating ToS and Privacy Policy regarding collecting location right now 🤨
because what do you MEAN you're updating ToS and Privacy Policy regarding collecting location right now 🤨
End of an Era (I'm not paying for laggy online p2p smash anymore)
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
End of an Era (I'm not paying for laggy online p2p smash anymore)
End of an Era (I'm not gonna pay for laggy p2p online smash anymore)
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
End of an Era (I'm not gonna pay for laggy p2p online smash anymore)
Po vs. Tai Lung but Po flexes his butt cheeks before almost every action
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Po vs. Tai Lung but Po flexes his butt cheeks before almost every action
wait wtf?? Metroid's a girl????
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
wait wtf?? Metroid's a girl????
All you metroid fans complaining about "giant empty desert where all you do is break green crystals" should be grateful, in donkey kong bananza it costs 20 additional dollars to break green crystals
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
All you metroid fans complaining about "giant empty desert where all you do is break green crystals" should be grateful, in donkey kong bananza it costs 20 additional dollars to break green crystals
in honor of Danny Phantom getting into Fortnite, here are several gifs from my 2020 shitpost "Do The Phantom"
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
in honor of Danny Phantom getting into Fortnite, here are several gifs from my 2020 shitpost "Do The Phantom"
I think I'll play all the metroid games now for the first time so I can fall in love and have my heart broken and empathize even more with all the fans
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I think I'll play all the metroid games now for the first time so I can fall in love and have my heart broken and empathize even more with all the fans
who up yomming they kippur
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
who up yomming they kippur
I hope the next spiderverse movie features a version of Spiderman who shoots webbing exclusively out of his urethra
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I hope the next spiderverse movie features a version of Spiderman who shoots webbing exclusively out of his urethra
one time I dreamt my grandma was good friends with David Bowie but like specifically as the Goblin King and he was just a really nice chill guy and gave me a ride to the dentist
October 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
one time I dreamt my grandma was good friends with David Bowie but like specifically as the Goblin King and he was just a really nice chill guy and gave me a ride to the dentist
Workshopping slurs for ghosts (feel free to add)
-ecties/ectoids
-spects (derived from "specter")
-rishies (from "apparition")
-sheets
-wailers
-slugs (they can't cross a salt line)
-ecties/ectoids
-spects (derived from "specter")
-rishies (from "apparition")
-sheets
-wailers
-slugs (they can't cross a salt line)
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Workshopping slurs for ghosts (feel free to add)
-ecties/ectoids
-spects (derived from "specter")
-rishies (from "apparition")
-sheets
-wailers
-slugs (they can't cross a salt line)
-ecties/ectoids
-spects (derived from "specter")
-rishies (from "apparition")
-sheets
-wailers
-slugs (they can't cross a salt line)
me 6 months into a job after being unemployed (able to work on creative things) for several years:
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
me 6 months into a job after being unemployed (able to work on creative things) for several years:
it's crazy how google's current ad campaign is "just ask google" at a time when they've decided to systematically ensure google is the least helpful and accurate it's ever been
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
it's crazy how google's current ad campaign is "just ask google" at a time when they've decided to systematically ensure google is the least helpful and accurate it's ever been
Since the Bible says no one will know what the rapture date will be, could you hypothetically postpone it indefinitely simply by predicting it will be every day for the next trillion years
September 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Since the Bible says no one will know what the rapture date will be, could you hypothetically postpone it indefinitely simply by predicting it will be every day for the next trillion years
Ummmm... guys? You MIGHT wanna take a look at this...
(I'm watching the part of the grapefruit method video where she makes the funny noises)
(I'm watching the part of the grapefruit method video where she makes the funny noises)
September 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Ummmm... guys? You MIGHT wanna take a look at this...
(I'm watching the part of the grapefruit method video where she makes the funny noises)
(I'm watching the part of the grapefruit method video where she makes the funny noises)
bro's slithy toves really are gyring and gimbling in the wabe 💀💀💀
September 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
bro's slithy toves really are gyring and gimbling in the wabe 💀💀💀
I was rigging an insect wing and got a little carried away with the lighting
September 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I was rigging an insect wing and got a little carried away with the lighting
i think it would be cool if i got anything for this
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i think it would be cool if i got anything for this
the only Clanker I fuck with
August 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
the only Clanker I fuck with