Udge
@udgetime.bsky.social
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I make stupid shit youtube.com/c/Udge
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udgetime.bsky.social
me 6 months into a job after being unemployed (able to work on creative things) for several years:
udgetime.bsky.social
it's crazy how google's current ad campaign is "just ask google" at a time when they've decided to systematically ensure google is the least helpful and accurate it's ever been
udgetime.bsky.social
Since the Bible says no one will know what the rapture date will be, could you hypothetically postpone it indefinitely simply by predicting it will be every day for the next trillion years
udgetime.bsky.social
Ummmm... guys? You MIGHT wanna take a look at this...
(I'm watching the part of the grapefruit method video where she makes the funny noises)
udgetime.bsky.social
bro's slithy toves really are gyring and gimbling in the wabe 💀💀💀
udgetime.bsky.social
I was rigging an insect wing and got a little carried away with the lighting
udgetime.bsky.social
i think it would be cool if i got anything for this
udgetime.bsky.social
the only Clanker I fuck with
udgetime.bsky.social
it's ok to hit yourself in the head with a hammer if you've got nothing to lose
udgetime.bsky.social
imagine if apple were currently charging like $800 for an iphone 8
dreaddbound.bsky.social
The Switch 1 is now more expensive than what it cost launch day in 2017
udgetime.bsky.social
if she keeps up at the rate she's been going, soon she'll be able to use basic tools and pass the mirror test
bradmossesq.bsky.social
I had to check twice. Yes, this is real.

MTG …. Made sense.
udgetime.bsky.social
wow I'm thrilled the creator of my favorite lesbians has seen this
udgetime.bsky.social
the other day I remembered Dr. Newheart's Neck-Up Check-Up and that the audiologist/ear doctor character "Huachu Hearasaya" was like Japanese coded and we had a white person doing a really bad and offensive accent
udgetime.bsky.social
AA/sobriety but for abstaining from sending inquiries to generative ai chatbots
udgetime.bsky.social
watching woke superman
Reposted by Udge
phildragash.bsky.social
Donk Kong (digital oil on canvas, 2025)
portrait of Donkey Kong from the animated series, a recreation of the meme where DK is looking away, in dubious sadness. Mimicing an oil painting.
udgetime.bsky.social
me and the boys on our way to get our tails kicked
udgetime.bsky.social
All my DK reaction gifs are now up on GIPHY!
giphy.com/Udge/donkey-...