JJSkoolay
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“Yeaux, we’ve bin cursed boy sum heaucus peaucus er sumthun”
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Keanu Kalispell, MD (kicked by horse injuries only)
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Wait, shit, we’re doing actors first names not just random ones. Okay hang on.
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Tripp Whitefish, Attorney at Law (DUIs only)
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Earlier this afternoon, while disabling a time-bomb placed inside of a children’s hospital, Mayor Giuliani was blindsided by Terry Tate: Office Linebacker, shattering his pelvis and causing his adult diaper to fly off and land on a ceiling fan where it started flinging diarrhea everywhere.
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“You no wan’ test me champion sound” legitimately pops into my head with regularity. I’m normal by the way.
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Australians’ favorite type of mushroom is portobellorrr
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Shoulda given the Bond franchise to the Macon Blair/Jeremy Saulnier crew. Bond drunkenly clips a cyclist in his Aston Martin and frantically tries to hide the evidence for the most tense 90 minutes of your life.
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*Monster Truck Rally Voice* ARE YOU WORRIED YOUR MUSTY SLIZ IS GOING TO RUIN THE COMPANY PICNIC? THINK AGAIN, SLUT! CH-CH-CH-CHICKWIPES!
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“Chilli high key could get it for real. No cap.” (*I’m dutifully taking photos to text to grandma*)
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“The Pokey Little Puppy by Clive Buttertable.”

“Dad! No!”
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A fun bit I do when reading books to my toddler at night is make up the name of the author to see if he calls me on it. I use Ducca’s list of Heroes for this purpose. Paunch Gigabite, Hug Niceman, etc.
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What was the prompt for this guy? “Show me a maitre d’ when I tell him I don’t have a reservation and also he’s been secretly fucking my wife.”
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Probably too handsome but Idris Elba otherwise meets the criteria here, I think.
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Harnessing the power of AI to digitally unlock my ass ointment. The rowdy teens out front won’t stop calling me “wet butt”
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Dana White springing up from his ringside folding chair when one of my aunts asks if we’ve ever considered home schooling our son.
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You adding some avocado to that salsa verde or what?