@uiabird.bsky.social
One day I want to use VR, but not the crappy kind where you put phone in tv headset…
AM POOR THOUGH
AM POOR THOUGH
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
One day I want to use VR, but not the crappy kind where you put phone in tv headset…
AM POOR THOUGH
AM POOR THOUGH
I also want a hockey sweater but… I’M POOR
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I also want a hockey sweater but… I’M POOR
I’m only sad because I lost the Seahawks jersey my uncle gave to me.
I’ll buy another one when I procure more money, I GUESS
I’ll buy another one when I procure more money, I GUESS
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I’m only sad because I lost the Seahawks jersey my uncle gave to me.
I’ll buy another one when I procure more money, I GUESS
I’ll buy another one when I procure more money, I GUESS
Sadly my big swinging nutsack didn’t destroy anything, besides my self esteem…
Because I’m lying about my ballsack size in the first place…
I TRICKED YOU ALL, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Because I’m lying about my ballsack size in the first place…
I TRICKED YOU ALL, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Forget the Super Bowl, my swinging Super Balls could destroy Levi Field.
Or wherever the fuck the 49’ers play at.
Or wherever the fuck the 49’ers play at.
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Sadly my big swinging nutsack didn’t destroy anything, besides my self esteem…
Because I’m lying about my ballsack size in the first place…
I TRICKED YOU ALL, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Because I’m lying about my ballsack size in the first place…
I TRICKED YOU ALL, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The stickers goodwill prints their prices on are made from glue crafted in hell by Satan himself.
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The stickers goodwill prints their prices on are made from glue crafted in hell by Satan himself.
Forget the Super Bowl, my swinging Super Balls could destroy Levi Field.
Or wherever the fuck the 49’ers play at.
Or wherever the fuck the 49’ers play at.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Forget the Super Bowl, my swinging Super Balls could destroy Levi Field.
Or wherever the fuck the 49’ers play at.
Or wherever the fuck the 49’ers play at.
Andrew Younghusband and bad driving just are joined at the hip huh?
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Andrew Younghusband and bad driving just are joined at the hip huh?
Why does video not stream from the internet archive when running on MacOS but it does on any other OS?
Is mystery.
Is mystery.
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Why does video not stream from the internet archive when running on MacOS but it does on any other OS?
Is mystery.
Is mystery.
Also I wish I knew how to make flash audio files work.
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Also I wish I knew how to make flash audio files work.
When your favorite anime is over 20 years old, and no new news will come out about it.
And you cannot find the merch that is shown on their website that is still up somehow.
And you cannot find the merch that is shown on their website that is still up somehow.
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
When your favorite anime is over 20 years old, and no new news will come out about it.
And you cannot find the merch that is shown on their website that is still up somehow.
And you cannot find the merch that is shown on their website that is still up somehow.
The Super Bowl is at the end of this week?
Why?
Why?
February 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The Super Bowl is at the end of this week?
Why?
Why?
It still says I have 4 followers when 2 of them were deleted or whatever… Great.
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It still says I have 4 followers when 2 of them were deleted or whatever… Great.
So you’re saying my bitch ass coulda been a writer if I just adapted and changed a fanfic?
Ha, what a funny joke.
Ha, what a funny joke.
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
So you’re saying my bitch ass coulda been a writer if I just adapted and changed a fanfic?
Ha, what a funny joke.
Ha, what a funny joke.
Sometimes songs you hear in other stuff is used better than the actual song. It happens.
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Sometimes songs you hear in other stuff is used better than the actual song. It happens.
That one Mario Judah song is ok, goes harder in edits tbh.
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
That one Mario Judah song is ok, goes harder in edits tbh.
I don’t be tagging people I hate though, I just hope they search their own name like Draymond Green used to do or whatever.
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I don’t be tagging people I hate though, I just hope they search their own name like Draymond Green used to do or whatever.
I respectfully hate Anderson Paak
Hated that dude since I had to hear his song 5 million times in 2K15
Hated that dude since I had to hear his song 5 million times in 2K15
February 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I respectfully hate Anderson Paak
Hated that dude since I had to hear his song 5 million times in 2K15
Hated that dude since I had to hear his song 5 million times in 2K15
Having sensory neuropathy sucks
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Having sensory neuropathy sucks
So, if you are from Newfoundland you apparently sound Irish or from Boston.
That’s the same odd as being related to The Rock if you are Samoan!
That’s the same odd as being related to The Rock if you are Samoan!
February 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
So, if you are from Newfoundland you apparently sound Irish or from Boston.
That’s the same odd as being related to The Rock if you are Samoan!
That’s the same odd as being related to The Rock if you are Samoan!
The AI video summaries of YouTube videos is the most awful thing I have even seen in my damn life.
I want to violently lay hands on whoever thought it was a good idea, they weren’t bullied enough as children or adults.
I want to violently lay hands on whoever thought it was a good idea, they weren’t bullied enough as children or adults.
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The AI video summaries of YouTube videos is the most awful thing I have even seen in my damn life.
I want to violently lay hands on whoever thought it was a good idea, they weren’t bullied enough as children or adults.
I want to violently lay hands on whoever thought it was a good idea, they weren’t bullied enough as children or adults.
Is it dumb that I can eat a whole bag of pepperoni slices in one go?
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Is it dumb that I can eat a whole bag of pepperoni slices in one go?
If I was truly dedicated and had psychopathic tendencies I would have practiced despite all the bullshit I put myself through trying to interacting with others.
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
If I was truly dedicated and had psychopathic tendencies I would have practiced despite all the bullshit I put myself through trying to interacting with others.
That’s my fault for not practicing but I don’t really care anymore.
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
That’s my fault for not practicing but I don’t really care anymore.
I have the most unfortunate ability to somewhat befriend talented people, only to throw that shit away for absolutely nothing.
It’s happened what, three times?
It’s happened what, three times?
January 31, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I have the most unfortunate ability to somewhat befriend talented people, only to throw that shit away for absolutely nothing.
It’s happened what, three times?
It’s happened what, three times?
Nobody can convince me to try again, or to love myself.
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Nobody can convince me to try again, or to love myself.