Toxoplasma Gandhi
@ultrafetzig.bsky.social
Ook Librarian, Child-Actor. Former Top 10 Saddest imdb page.
I Buy & Sell Magic Lamps - New OR Used!
AKA Criswell - #Criswelvania, working on Recursed;
I Buy & Sell Magic Lamps - New OR Used!
AKA Criswell - #Criswelvania, working on Recursed;
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If you have no pfp and no posts I am not only not following you back, I am blocking you. HTH.
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“Enter Sandman” is certainly the most intense song ever written about taking a nap
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
“Enter Sandman” is certainly the most intense song ever written about taking a nap
omg Discover feed pls stop showing me ppl in diapers and puppy suits, yes I follow a few freaks but c'mon
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
omg Discover feed pls stop showing me ppl in diapers and puppy suits, yes I follow a few freaks but c'mon
I bet it feels really good to be dead after accomplishing something monumental
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I bet it feels really good to be dead after accomplishing something monumental
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
The sentence for 5th degree murder is probably you just get yelled at for an hour and they only give you a bottled water
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The sentence for 5th degree murder is probably you just get yelled at for an hour and they only give you a bottled water
My promise to you, the reader, is that my posts will remain artisanal and will never go "viral" on you
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My promise to you, the reader, is that my posts will remain artisanal and will never go "viral" on you
Working through my birthday and the holidays has become my new normal
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Working through my birthday and the holidays has become my new normal
Couple of open source inventions for you guys
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Couple of open source inventions for you guys
My new method for falling asleep is to imagine the most efficient way to compress a human being into a compact cube, or in one working solution, a sphere
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
My new method for falling asleep is to imagine the most efficient way to compress a human being into a compact cube, or in one working solution, a sphere
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Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
I think I might have a problem with this guy, he needs a chinectomy
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I think I might have a problem with this guy, he needs a chinectomy
If you don't like me at my Panic!
You don't deserve me at the Disco
You don't deserve me at the Disco
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If you don't like me at my Panic!
You don't deserve me at the Disco
You don't deserve me at the Disco
I don't need no more vices
I prob'ly got enough
But what I find quite nice is
A warm cup and a puff...
Ain't got no use for candy,
No soda or sweet tea
Like cigarettes and coffee,
You go so well with me
I prob'ly got enough
But what I find quite nice is
A warm cup and a puff...
Ain't got no use for candy,
No soda or sweet tea
Like cigarettes and coffee,
You go so well with me
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I don't need no more vices
I prob'ly got enough
But what I find quite nice is
A warm cup and a puff...
Ain't got no use for candy,
No soda or sweet tea
Like cigarettes and coffee,
You go so well with me
I prob'ly got enough
But what I find quite nice is
A warm cup and a puff...
Ain't got no use for candy,
No soda or sweet tea
Like cigarettes and coffee,
You go so well with me
Nothing for poor Gurgi
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Nothing for poor Gurgi
I am not doing more sports for the rest of this year, thank you
*except F1 bc if Piastri gets Maxed out in the next 3 races it will be the funniest thing to ever happen in racing
*except F1 bc if Piastri gets Maxed out in the next 3 races it will be the funniest thing to ever happen in racing
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I am not doing more sports for the rest of this year, thank you
*except F1 bc if Piastri gets Maxed out in the next 3 races it will be the funniest thing to ever happen in racing
*except F1 bc if Piastri gets Maxed out in the next 3 races it will be the funniest thing to ever happen in racing
Tonight, we will scrute the unscrutable
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Tonight, we will scrute the unscrutable
When you need to feel like a gunslinger wandering a desert of pain and solitude
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpL...
metal church - badlands
YouTube video by jamsonic1
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
When you need to feel like a gunslinger wandering a desert of pain and solitude
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpL...
My brain has two separate filing methods for facts (long vs short term), the criteria of which are "will this come up again?" and "oh ok cool"
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My brain has two separate filing methods for facts (long vs short term), the criteria of which are "will this come up again?" and "oh ok cool"
Wait. Wait. THAT is why everyone is referencing the classic Aerosmith album Honkin' on Bobo?! I had to find this out from reddit?? lmfao. It's definitely true tho
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Wait. Wait. THAT is why everyone is referencing the classic Aerosmith album Honkin' on Bobo?! I had to find this out from reddit?? lmfao. It's definitely true tho
By signing this binding agreement, I [your name] agree that I ("the Murderee") will abide by the conditions and stipulations of this contract
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
By signing this binding agreement, I [your name] agree that I ("the Murderee") will abide by the conditions and stipulations of this contract
egrets, I've heard a few
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
egrets, I've heard a few
check out nature bein' all parsimonious in all of its actions an shit, damn. Maupertuis you totally called that shit
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
check out nature bein' all parsimonious in all of its actions an shit, damn. Maupertuis you totally called that shit
Ok all the Zohran memes kinda feel like scraping the last bit of peanut butter out of the libbing out jar, let's... let's be done for the week
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Ok all the Zohran memes kinda feel like scraping the last bit of peanut butter out of the libbing out jar, let's... let's be done for the week
Listeners, if you're over 40 you may be at risk of developing a condition called "Ow!". It can occur at any time, for any or no cause at all. Ow! affects mainly the joints, muscles, bones and skin, as well as places deep inside of you which you can never be sure of, but sometimes even certain songs
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Listeners, if you're over 40 you may be at risk of developing a condition called "Ow!". It can occur at any time, for any or no cause at all. Ow! affects mainly the joints, muscles, bones and skin, as well as places deep inside of you which you can never be sure of, but sometimes even certain songs