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Trisha.
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Pitter patter goes my heart... [I am 18.]
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Things thread 2026.
I wouldn’t even be surprised if Spotify is secretly sharing their database of music with AI music companies.
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I find it really funny how Rhett and Link were actually quite good musicians/songwriters.
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Kill Tablature.
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
When you’re pleasuring yourself but then you notice that the artist has a clear racial bias so you you instantly go soft.
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I think unarmed in Fallout 1 is really funny because you'll either hit an enemy for 2 HP or just absolutely one shot them.
February 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Whitest guy you know: yeah I love K-dot
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I’m still not sure why I was so developmentally ahead when I was a young child. I could read at a high school (I think) level. Maybe it was because I watched YouTube and TV with captions and played lots of video games.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Having an only child and then dying extremely sadly so they can have good character development
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This formula.
X plus Y plus X plus all of my time.
February 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
there is no modern romance
this is no modern romance
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
You are hereby sentenced to 10 years in prison for overage drinking.
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBNL... why is anybody still buying PCs when a normal Grenade can do up to 5 Million frames per second ?
Hand Grenades at 5 MILLION FPS! - Ballistic High-Speed
YouTube video by Ballistic High-Speed
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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my grandkids gave me their old copy of guitar hero 2 and i’m getting pretty good
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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[Q]
Who should be put on the coin?
If they were to invent a new coin or type of money, whose face/picture do you think should be printed on it? (Doesnt have to be a pres.)

[A]
me

[2006]
February 5, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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[Q]
how do i get rid of at least 10 lbs or more in a month ? but no exercise?

[A]
stick ur leg into a lawnmower, you will lose about 15 pounds instantly!

[2009]
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
There's nothing worse than the Doom reboot soundtracks.
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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I buy a big bag of coffee beans and grind it myself that lasts me like. Idk. Months a long ass time for the price of 3 energy drinks
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Rawr!
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I wonder how high the Seven-Eleven clerk has to be to accept dollar bills that say “Motion Picture Use Only”
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The homoerotic tension on Whose Line Is It Anyway is completely unmatched
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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[Q]
Do you like the name Khloe Elizabeth?

[A]
Why do you care what others think of you?

[2011]
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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mildly funny tiktok and Instagram users have not yet pounced on making fun of femboys and those who post about them so the joke is resurging a little. i hope they are culled
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
DEATH TO ROMANCE NOVELS.
February 4, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I wonder how many people know or acknowledge that the little kid from the meme didn’t invent the super long “yeah boy”
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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[Q]
how did NOTORIOUS B.I.G die?
im just curious....

[A]
he choked while eating a sandwhich

[2006]
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM